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Rhodinite: -craddling Brielle in his arms- Are you okay?
Brielle: Rhodinite... you have beautiful eyes
Rhodinite: -blushing and panicking- SHE'S LOST HER MIND!!!
Brielle: They... Just... Pop...
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Granite: -riding on the back of a motorcycle with Sam screaming- We're Going To Die. We're Going To Die. We're Going To Die-
-later-
Granite: -visibly upset- I would appreciate it if you kept quiet about my motorcycle freak out
Sam: -looking at Granite with a small smirk-
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Seraphina: When was the last time you both slept
Eva: Ummm Thanksgiving
Zane: I wanna say on the 30th
Seraphina: That was over a week ago. Both of those dates! Go to sleep!
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Emily: You know I used to bargain with myself every night that I would only be gay at night so that I wouldn't be gay at all
Yin: Is that why I couldn't sleep at night most of the time -winks at Emily-
Emily: -bright red-
Tessa: Holy shit that was smooth
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Rhodinite: Mr. Vida did you get my report last night
Marco: yes I did. Nice work Rhodinite
Rhodinite: Thanks dad
Everyone else: -staring at Rhodinite-
Marco: -staring at Rhodinite-
Rhodinite: -looking around confused-
Rhodinite: Why is everyone looking at me like that
Solis: You just called Mr. Vida dad. You said thanks dad
Rhodinite: No I didn't. I said thanks man
Marco: Do you see me as a father figure Rhodinite?
Rhodinite: no if anything I see you as a bother figure cause your bothering me!
Tilly: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Rhodinite: I didn't call him Dad!
Marco: no no please. I take it as a compliment
Hunter: I once called Yuki mom. And she's my fiance
Rhodinite: See, Professor Hunter has Psycho Sexual Issues jump on that
Bellatrix: Old news
Blair: But you calling Mr. Vida Daddy-
Rhodinite: Hey! No! Daddy isn't even on the table here
Kumi: but you did call him dad
Rhodinite: you shut up you haven't done nothing but lie since you got here
Kumi: Okay I lied about the not having alternative motives thing. But you did call him dad-
Rhodinite: Ah Ha! I had her admit to her crimes, all by the ploy I came up with to lul her into a false sense of security
Lia: Right...
Marco: I believe you
Rhodinite: Thank you-
Marco: Son
Rhodinite:
Marco: Do you want to talk about it with a game of catch later
Rhodinite:
Marco:
Rhodinite: I'd like that...
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