Bellatrix: Alright final boss! -was playing a game she was mediocre at-

Solis: I know you can beat it. You know how you usually suck at this game. Well try not doing that
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PastGrim: Oh your approaching me. Instead of running away

Marco: Can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

PastGrim: Oh go. Then come as close as you'd like
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"Look at that. You've been impaled"

-Crimson upon impaling Rhodinite with a vine
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"I will destroy the middle class. And no one can stop me!"

-Kindleburn
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Me: why can't you just be normal

Also Me: -chaotic screeching-
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"Hippity Hoppity your soul is now my property"

-Grim
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"Mr Terros. What's a hentai"

-Rhodinite
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Blair: kids between the moment they can talk full sentences to when they are 13 are amazing to hang out with. Just last week my 6 year old son just said that he can smell rainbows. I don't even have to get high! He just has such an active imagination
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Emily: -sobbing and hugging baby Ely- I don't want him to grow up

Ely: -coos-

Emily: -sobs even more-
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Blair: Why are you staring at me change?

Lia: -gay panic- I-i uh... I was testing you. You get an A!

Blair: -narrows eyes- you know damn well that I deserve an A+
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Eliza: why do you stare at me when I am half asleep

Marcaire: Because your pretty

Eliza: -blushes and shoves a pillow in her face- It Is Too Early In The Morning To Be This Gay!
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Emberlina: My Boyfriend is Pure Of Heart sure. But sometimes he's...

Jayson: Hey Emberlina! Watch Me Shove thirty marshmellows down my throat

Emberlina: He's the Dumb Of Ass
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Marco: the french have given us so many wonderful things

Grinder: French Fries

Alexia: French Toast

Grim: The Guillotine
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Police officer: Your under arrest for having three people on a motorcycle

Tessa: wait three?

Police Officer: that's right

Tessa: Oh my gods Jayson fell off!
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Tilly: Hey Solis did you book my appointment with the pediatrician

Solis: Yes but I still don't see why you won't see a doctor

Tilly: Cause the doctor doesn't give me candy at the end

Solis: I can't keep doing this, I'm not your mom

Tilly: Well

Maria: You do tend to exhibit rather motherly behavior

Tilly: Yeah I mean my parents live far away. And Rhodinite's parents died in that fire and mining accident

Rhodinite: Fire is hot

Tilly: So your like our mom. Team Mom!

Solis: -starting to get a bit annoyed-

Tilly: Team Mom! Team Mom! Team Mom!

Solis: I'm not the team mo-

Tilly, Rhodinite and Maria: Team Mom! Team Mom! Team Mom!

Solis: Maria why are you chanting

Maria: It's a catchy chant

Rhodinite: Team Mo-

Solis: One more chant and no slushies after practice!
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Maria: Guys help! Solis just told me that my food is hot too and when I said too confused he proceeded to touch my shoulder and make a sizzling noise what do I do!?

Tilly and Rhodinite: HIM!
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Emily: -spits out the baby food-

Brielle: Hey! We swallow what's in our mouths in this house

Rhodinite: -raises an eyebrow-

Brielle: Shut the fuck up
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-in the underworld-

Benny: Is grandma always like this

Maxwell: Yep. You should have seen the great jenga incident of 2008

Emily: you bumped then table! And you know it!
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Solis: -looses Rhodinite in a crowd- hm... BRIELLE TOUNO IS BASIC!!!

Rhodinite: -somewhere in the crowd- WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT! MY GIRL IS EXTRAORDINARY

Solis: There he is

Brielle: WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME BASIC! SAY IT TO MY FACE!

Solis: Oh Brielle's here too
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Brendon: Hot dog or burgers

Blair: girls

Brendon: that wasn't even an option
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Tessa: Chemistry more like Chem-Mystery cause I have no idea what is going on

Yin: Calculus? You mean Cal-Kill-Us. Cause I want to die after each question

Emily: Biology. More like Bye-ology. Cause I'm out

Alister: Math? More like... nope

(He's trying)
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Rhodinite: Calem. Have you seen my cloak. It went missing-

Calem: Like your parents

Rhodinite: -trying not to cry- what part of tartarus did you come from
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Blair: Yeeted

Brendon: Yote

Blair: YEETED

Brendon: YOTE

Marco: I just want to know who threw the monster out the window
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Rhodinite: -lying on the couch with Brielle- so Emily and Jayson moved out after marrying their lovers, Tessa moved out and took over the shop. And now all that's left is Ely in high school

Brielle: is it bad if I said I wanted another child

Rhodinite: -groans- let's wait till Ely at least graduates