Chào các bạn! Vì nhiều lý do từ nay Truyen2U chính thức đổi tên là Truyen247.Pro. Mong các bạn tiếp tục ủng hộ truy cập tên miền mới này nhé! Mãi yêu... ♥

shitpostin' 69

Blair: Hey how much do you have?

Arthur: Uhhh 69 cents?

Blair: Uh you know what that means

Arthur: I don't have enough money for chicken nugget:(
--------------------------

Rhodinite: Is one of the strongest most skilled fighters in the whole western quadrant and is the smartest most technologically advanced mind

Also Rhodinite: Solis! Help my hand is caught in the pickle jar again!
--------------------------

Grace: -eating cookies-

Xiao: Grace can I have one?

Grace: -glares at him with a look that could kill- No

Xiao: Okay then
(Grace loves her big brother and all. But she will not give away her cookies)
--------------------------

Brendon: -doesn't drink Alcohol. But his whole team was celebrating graduating and they were all of legal age. Is fucking hammered-

Blair: -can hold her liquor more and was half as drunk as Brendon- Is Alchol Your Fucking Fuel Or Something?

Brendon: NNNNNOOOPPEEEEZZZ!!!

Arthur: -wasn't drinking like them an only took sips so he was as close to sober as they come- Hey look mechanical bull ^^

Blair: -gets an evil idea- I beat you can't last more then a minute on that hunk of junk

Brendon: Your onz Bitch! -gets on the bull and then proceeds to last a full minute while dancing on it and flipping off Blair the whole time-
--------------------------

Rhodinite: Emily have you seen the ten dollars I left on the table-

Emily: -was carrying four bags of skittles that were Pride Month edition- Uh... I can explain

(Yes I Actually Got A Pack. Because I Wanted To! They Are Literally All Blank Skittles. It's lazy yet awesome!)

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen247.Pro

Tags: #shitposting