
shitpostin' 69
Blair: Hey how much do you have?
Arthur: Uhhh 69 cents?
Blair: Uh you know what that means
Arthur: I don't have enough money for chicken nugget:(
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Rhodinite: Is one of the strongest most skilled fighters in the whole western quadrant and is the smartest most technologically advanced mind
Also Rhodinite: Solis! Help my hand is caught in the pickle jar again!
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Grace: -eating cookies-
Xiao: Grace can I have one?
Grace: -glares at him with a look that could kill- No
Xiao: Okay then
(Grace loves her big brother and all. But she will not give away her cookies)
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Brendon: -doesn't drink Alcohol. But his whole team was celebrating graduating and they were all of legal age. Is fucking hammered-
Blair: -can hold her liquor more and was half as drunk as Brendon- Is Alchol Your Fucking Fuel Or Something?
Brendon: NNNNNOOOPPEEEEZZZ!!!
Arthur: -wasn't drinking like them an only took sips so he was as close to sober as they come- Hey look mechanical bull ^^
Blair: -gets an evil idea- I beat you can't last more then a minute on that hunk of junk
Brendon: Your onz Bitch! -gets on the bull and then proceeds to last a full minute while dancing on it and flipping off Blair the whole time-
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Rhodinite: Emily have you seen the ten dollars I left on the table-
Emily: -was carrying four bags of skittles that were Pride Month edition- Uh... I can explain
(Yes I Actually Got A Pack. Because I Wanted To! They Are Literally All Blank Skittles. It's lazy yet awesome!)
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