Shitpostin' 68
Geo: YOU KISSED MY SISTER!!!
Aster: I-i didn't mean to I-
Aloya: -tears up- You didn't mean it...
Aster: No No of course I did I just-
Aphrodite: -started this whole mess and is just watching it all unfold-
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Rhodinite: Stay calm!
Kindleburn: -appears-
Tessa: Now I'm gunna do what's called a pro gamer move
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Aether: the city must die before it is reborn
Pyros: Fuck you
Aether: no fuck you
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Random parent with one child: Children who have siblings learn to get along well with others in any situation
Pyros: Clearly you have not had siblings nor had more then one child. I have twins and three brother who came out of the womb on the same day as me in the same year
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Amaya: Everyday teenagers say. I died. As A Ghost I Am Offended-
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Ely: Help Aliens are in my house
Feliz: -turns his tail into a chain saw-
Ely: Oh nevermind. My daddy's dragon has a chainsaw mode
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Angelica: -asking April- Would you like to stay for dinner?
Stella: Would you like to stay forever!
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Grim: -talking about Alexia- Just go tell her she's cute. What is the worst that could happen
Marco: She could hear me
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Rhodinite: If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you too
Tessa: Of course not
Tessa: If they were jumping off a cliff it would have been my idea. You raised me to be a leader not a follower
Rhodinite: ... Fuck
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Yin: I-i got a girlfriend
Blair: What's she like in bed
Yin: W-what!? W-we haven't done anything like that yet!!!
Lia: Pathetic. I got your mother into bed on day one
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