Aster: Hey dad!?

Haru: Yes

Marco: What is it?

Marco and Haru: -glare at each other-

Aphrodite: I'm going out with my friends

Haru: Be home by ten

Marco: Be home by quarter to eleven and no getting intoxicated with alcohol or drugs
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Haru: How come you don't parent anyone else's kids. Why is it just mine?

Marco: Because Stone and Grinder are actually there for their children. Like a father should. Aster didn't even know you because you were gone for the first few years of his life
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Luke: Alexia we need to talk about your kids

Alexia: What about em

Luke: Well Victoria burned all her fancy dresses

Marco: I take full responsibility for her dislike of formal and or royal attire

Luke: Ali has a wierd fascination with weaponry

Alexia: Perfectly normal all kids have a sense of curiosity
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Calem: I swear if you fuck with me. I will slit you from mouth to anus and where you like a scarf

Kindleburn: Is it wierd how that turned me on a little bit
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Brielle: Young lady you will come here right now!

Emily: How can you see that I'm not currently in front of you!

Brielle: I can't but I can see when my daughter is being a little bitch!