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Brendon: -after Blair got cheated on by her ex- Hey life sucks. But it'll get better. -phones rings- Speaking of which. Oh hey Jessica. Your outside?
Blair: -stands up in panic cause she wasn't ready to face her ex-
Brendon: -opens the door-
Jessica: Is Blair here?
Brendon: Uh.. you know what
Blair: -jumps out the widow breaking the glass-
Brendon: She just left
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Marco: You've got to be kidding me!? First chance to blow this gig and you offered it to Haru! Haru!? He doesn't even look after his own kids! I've looked after his kids more then he does!
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Solis: Man can this day get any worse -was fighting a monster with Haru and it wasn't going well-
Haru: Yeah... also... I think we blew your school submission
Solis: Man today just isn't my day
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Solis: -closes his eyes and was about to be attacked- Uncle Marco Help!
Marco: -appears from nowhere and blockd the attack- Solis! Are you okay!? Do you need juice!? Did you get into that school you wanted to!?
Solis: Doesn't look like it
Marco: Noooooo!
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Aphrodite: UNCLE MARCO NO!!!! I'll kill it. I'll fucking kill it!
Haru: No! Stop your not strong enough to face that monster
Aphrodite: Uncle Marco would let me go
Haru: No he wouldn't and he's better at raising kids then me
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