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Blair: 420 represents Weed. 420×2=840. 840÷280=3! Three Sides To A Triangle! WEED IS ILLUMINATI!!!

Lia: Blair Honey. Go to sleep
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-why it took so long for Alex to ask Kyra out-

Kyra: -choking-

Hunter: Help Is Anyone A Doctor

Alex: I Am!

Hunter: Well Your A Nerd!

Kyra: -high fives Hunter and passes out due to lack of oxygen-

Alex: -debating on if this girl is really worth saving and asking out or not-
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Tilly: I cannot believe you and Solis broke the bed

Rhodinite: Yeah you two must have been going wild last night

Maria: haha... Yeah.... -nervously looks away-

-flashback to last night-

Solis: I bet I can jump high enough on the bed to touch the ceiling faster then you can

Maria: Bring It On Pretty Boy
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Rhodinite: -teaching Emily how to start using her magic since he and brielle thought Emily was going to be a pure ice magic user pike her mother- Okay now Emily make a small ice cube like daddy -uses the small bit of ice magic he knows and makes an ice cube-

Emily: -holds her and out and puffs out her cheeks trying to force her magic while glaring at the palm of her hand- hrrmmmm

Rhodinite: Easy. It takes time to get it rig-

Emily: -bursts into flames-

Rhodinite: HOLY FUCKING GODS ABOVE AND BELOW! -falls back out of fear- BRIELLE!!!
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Victoria: I'm the strongest creature in all the known multiverse! And I'll prove it defeating the king of phoenix's -leaps and clings onto Marco's clothes-

Marco: Oh No! Alexia. Can you help me deal with the strongest being of all time please.

Alexia: -sitting on a chair reading Ali a story- You've faced countless monsters and warriors before. You've got this

Marco: -picks up Victoria- you can't fight me. I've been in war

Victoria: Only old people go into war

Marco: -turns to Alexia with a look of pride in his eyes from the sass he just got from his daughter- Alexia this is the most dangerous enemy I've ever faced and I can't fight back

Alexia: -giggles a bit and smiles- She's our daughter alright

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