Shitpostin' 60
Rhodinite: Drinking a Lacroix is like drinking carbonated water while someone is thinking extremely hard about a certain fruit
Lisa: Cola addicts actually thinks like this. Imagine having taste buds so fried and over saturated that you can't enjoy a Lacroix. Must be like being a BDSM freak who can't get off without five dudes and a car battery
Rhodinite: Imagine having such a superiority complex over drinking carbonated water that you compair drinking soda to BDSM
Blair: Imagine enjoying a Lacroix!
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Ely: -in his teenage years singing Panic! At The Disco-
Brielle: -glaring at Rhodinite- What did you do to my baby
Rhodinite: I swear! It was that one song on the radio
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Jayson: I Cannot Believe You!
Tessa: Fuck Off Set It Off Is Better Then Panic! At The Disco!
Jayson: You Take That Back!
Emily: -bursts into the room busting the door and door frame with her eyes bright red and her hair completely aflame- SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS BETTER NOW LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE!!!
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Jackson: All Women! Are Queens! -draws a wooden sword-
Jilly: If She Breaths! She's A Thooooootttttt! -draws another wooden sword and charges at Jackson-
Blair: -loosing her shit over this-
Arthur: I- I can't even find the words
Tilly: -crying dramatically- Where did we go wrong! T-T
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Marco: Now students it is important to Henway whe-
Student: Sir what's a Henway
Marco: -keeps a calm appearance but has an amused twinkle in his eyes- about five pounds, when working with Updog
Another student: What's Updog?
Marco: Not much what's up with you, you must be careful to Nunya
Student 3: And Nunya is?
Marco: Nun ya business
Blair: -sitting in class clunching onto the desk trying not to lose her shit-
Brendon: -glaring at Blair, mentally telling her not to laugh-
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