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Emily: -was holding Tessa for the first time and her eyes were wide-
Brielle: Okay Emily now can you give Tessa back to mommy? -holds out her arms for Tessa-
Emily: No! -turns holding Tessa- My Tessa -pouts-
Brielle: -^-"
Rhodinite: -trying not to laugh-
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Tessa: Hey Yin. I haven't seen you around much. Where have you been?
Yin: Oh you know just busy with Ninja School
Tessa: ppssh there is no such thin-
Yin: -appears behind Tessa all of a sudden- Yes there is
Tessa: Holy Fucking Shit-!
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Alexia: -walks into a room-
Marco and Alyssa: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! -wearing birthday hats and had a cake-
Alexia: It's not my birthday
Marco and Alyssa: -stuffing their faces with cake-
Marco: Shut the Fun Up -continues to stuff his face-
Alexia: -^-" This is my life
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Christiania: Alright kiddo ready to learn how ot be strong
3 year old Oliver: Yeah!! -was more like his ma-
Christiania: first rule! -punts Oliver into oblivion- Expect The Unexpected!!!
Lia: My Baby!
Blair: Mom! Did You Just Punt My Son Into Oblivion!!!
Christiania: First Rule Of My Training!
Oliver: -comes back in a few seconds with a huge grin- Again! Again!
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Interviewer: Oh Ms. Touno! -talking to Brielle-
Brielle: -turns to them and glares- Excuse me...
Interviewer: M-ms. To-touno-
Brielle: -pulls out her rapier- My name is Brielle Touno-Mecanismo. If I were you, I would adress me properly -sheaths her rapier and walks away as the interviewer jaw drops and faints-
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Pyros: Blair I know you snuck out last night
Blair: -thinking- 'quick act dumb' -out loud- Who's Blair
Pyros: ...
Blair: -thinking- 'not that dumb'
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-Luna's first day at Exponentia-
Someone: Awww look at the itty bitty little girl here. Your adopted big brother isn't around to portect you now and fight your battles
Luna: -puts her shades on and takes out her weapon-
Luna: -proceeds to kick ass and break legs-
Tilly: -just happened to be there to drop off Luna and sees what is happening- sniffle My baby girl is all grown up
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Marco: So the final exam will be us going up against the students to test them right?
Yuki: -nods-
Hunter: Yes Finally. A Good Excuse To Punch Teenagers In The Face
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Alyssa: Grinder what would you say if I brought six kittens home one day -holding a box-
Grinder: What's in the box
-the box mews-
Alyssa: I think you know....
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Girl: I like your pants
Ely: -was 15 and innocent as ever- thanks i got them 50% off
Girl: I'd like them 100% off
Ely: What? Why then the store can't sell stuff?
Girl: that's not what I meant
Ely: that is a horrible way to run a business
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Emily: I've never had a real friend before...
Yin: I can be your friend
Emily:
Emily: I've also never had a girlfriend before...
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Tessa: Wanna see if I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth
Emily: Your a hazard to society
Jayson: And a coward. Go For 20!
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