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Emily: -was holding Tessa for the first time and her eyes were wide-

Brielle: Okay Emily now can you give Tessa back to mommy? -holds out her arms for Tessa-

Emily: No! -turns holding Tessa- My Tessa -pouts-

Brielle: -^-"

Rhodinite: -trying not to laugh-
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Tessa: Hey Yin. I haven't seen you around much. Where have you been?

Yin: Oh you know just busy with Ninja School

Tessa: ppssh there is no such thin-

Yin: -appears behind Tessa all of a sudden- Yes there is

Tessa: Holy Fucking Shit-!
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Alexia: -walks into a room-

Marco and Alyssa: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! -wearing birthday hats and had a cake-

Alexia: It's not my birthday

Marco and Alyssa: -stuffing their faces with cake-

Marco: Shut the Fun Up -continues to stuff his face-

Alexia: -^-" This is my life
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Christiania: Alright kiddo ready to learn how ot be strong

3 year old Oliver: Yeah!! -was more like his ma-

Christiania: first rule! -punts Oliver into oblivion- Expect The Unexpected!!!

Lia: My Baby!

Blair: Mom! Did You Just Punt My Son Into Oblivion!!!

Christiania: First Rule Of My Training!

Oliver: -comes back in a few seconds with a huge grin- Again! Again!
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Interviewer: Oh Ms. Touno! -talking to Brielle-

Brielle: -turns to them and glares- Excuse me...

Interviewer: M-ms. To-touno-

Brielle: -pulls out her rapier- My name is Brielle Touno-Mecanismo. If I were you, I would adress me properly -sheaths her rapier and walks away as the interviewer jaw drops and faints-
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Pyros: Blair I know you snuck out last night

Blair: -thinking- 'quick act dumb' -out loud- Who's Blair

Pyros: ...

Blair: -thinking- 'not that dumb'
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-Luna's first day at Exponentia-

Someone: Awww look at the itty bitty little girl here. Your adopted big brother isn't around to portect you now and fight your battles

Luna: -puts her shades on and takes out her weapon-

Luna: -proceeds to kick ass and break  legs-

Tilly: -just happened to be there to drop off Luna and sees what is happening- sniffle My baby girl is all grown up
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Marco: So the final exam will be us going up against the students to test them right?

Yuki: -nods-

Hunter: Yes Finally. A Good Excuse To Punch Teenagers In The Face
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Alyssa: Grinder what would you say if I brought six kittens home one day -holding a box-

Grinder: What's in the box

-the box mews-

Alyssa: I think you know....
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Girl: I like your pants

Ely: -was 15 and innocent as ever- thanks i got them 50% off

Girl: I'd like them 100% off

Ely: What? Why then the store can't sell stuff?

Girl: that's not what I meant

Ely: that is a horrible way to run a business
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Emily: I've never had a real friend before...

Yin: I can be your friend

Emily:

Emily: I've also never had a girlfriend before...
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Tessa: Wanna see if I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth

Emily: Your a hazard to society

Jayson: And a coward. Go For 20!

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