Kumi: I think you need a little more green in your diet

Brielle: and I think you need a little more foot up your ass. Don't try me bitch
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Me: Don't criticize someone's otp. Because if they kill you, it's all your fault
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Richard: -near Taichi talking to him-

Thomas: what he doing to my man! Where he going with my man!
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Rhodinite: look at her -points at Brielle- She may be a bitch. But look at those legs! DAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!
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Brendon: how can i get my crush to ask me out?

Blair: well you know how people always say be yourself. Well don't do that
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Jill: Have you seen the clown at Walmart that hides from gay people

Jack: You know I haven't re- oh dang it!
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Grinder: Grandma passed out in the living room. I think she is dying

Grim: Well I guess it's not the living room anymore

Marco: Just no
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Yin: -beats Blair in a video game- As the saying goes. Get Fucked Mom

Blair: Oh I will be... by your mother

Lia: -in the background- I can confirm that!
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Mikeal: I would like to die having sex

Kindleburn: But then you won't finish
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Azalea: -sees Brendon after training sweaty and shirtless- Take. Me. NOWWWWWW!!!!!!
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Random person: yo mama's so fat-

Marco: I have two dads. Doesn't really work