Blair: UP YOURS!!

Brendon: Don't Make Me Get Serious Blair I'll Kick Your Ass

Blair: Big Talk From A Guy Who Wears More Jewelry Then Both His Female Teammates. Your Weapon Should Be A Purse You Little Bitch

Brendon: THAT'S IT OUTSIDE NOW!!!

Blair: Ladies First!!!
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(Some of the Exponentia Students Playing DnD based off my current experience of playing)

Arthur: -the DM- There is a ledge leading to a higher tunnel in the cave about a few feet above of you

Blair: Okay so my character is 4'6 and Rhodinite's is 6'0. Could he theoretically throw me onto the ledge (in real life my friend kurin asked if my character could yeet his onto the ledge)

Arthur: I guess is you beat a 15

Rhodinite: Blair blow on the dice for luck

Blair: -blows gently on the dice-

Rhodinite: -rolls a 17-

Arthur: You successfully threw Blair onto the ledge

Rhodinite and Blair: -celebrating that it actually worked-

-at another table where team Violet was playing and Tilly was the DM-

Tilly: Okay so your surrounded by homunculi

Bellatrix: Throw a smoke potion to distract them

Tilly: Roll a 12

Bellatrix: -rolls a 2-

Tilly: They look annoyed and confused. One tackles you to the ground

Bellatrix: Gods Dammit!

Lily: oh! Oh! I'll use my scythe to slash at them

Tilly: Roll a 15

Lily: -rolls a 14-

Tilly: You fail to kill them but they just circle around you

Lily: Come on! (The same happened to me -^-")

Brielle: We are royally fucked

-back at the other DnD table with Blair Rhodinite Brendon and Arthur-

Arthur: You peak onto a room illuminated with magic lights. A golden throne stands in the middle with piles of gold and treasures. There is even a cage next to the throne. Sitting on the throne is a dark knight who seems to be arguing with the captive. Which is Brendon fyi

Brendon: This sucks

Arthur: Now how to do approach this?

Rhodinite: So can we play to his weaknesses

Arthur: He has no weaknesses that are visible at the moment

Rhodinite: But this is a Dark Knight

Arthur: Oh Sorry I meant Death Knight

Blair: ... Fuck...