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Hunter: Party trick put skittles and m&m's in the same bowl and wait for someone to grab a handful

Kyra: You can go fuck yourself
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Tessa: -groans a bit and looks ashamed- I-i -mutters- i need your help Emily

Emily: Huh? What was that. Sounds like you choked on your ego and pride trying to swallow them both
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Jayson: Maybe we should buy a rice cooker -points at the pot with a huge block of clumped rice floating above the pot-

Emily: How did you fuck up on rice!?

Tessa: and how did you fuck up so badly that it rises from the depths of hell in one huge block!?!?!?
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Tessa: EMILY! YIN! I GAVE YOU BOTH CLEAR ORDERS TO FALL BACK!!

Emily: I don't have to listen to orders when our leader is acting like a daft cunt!

Tessa: ... Okay that is the only time you get to call me any kind of cunt!

Kindleburn: Holy shit, she is sassy as fuck I like her!
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Solis: I have the sex appeal of a math text book

Maria: I don't know. I haven't met anyone who opened a math text book and didn't say "Fuck Me"

Solis: 0///////0
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Blair: You guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues

Lia: How about I taste yours for a change

Blair: That was smooth as fuck
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Yin: Em? Why you have been glaring at me for the past 5 minutes

Emily: -glares at the fact that Yin was wearing her winter scarf-

Emily: It's not fair! First You Steal My Heart! And Now You Steal My Clothes! What Else Do You Want!?

Yin: -blushes deeply- W-what 0////0

Emily: U-ummmm 0/////0

Tessa: GAAAAAYYYY!
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Tilly: -after what happened to Maria in the tournament- There is a lack of something that must be filled with violence beyond leg breaking. Surely I must rise up to the challenge and break. every. single. one. of. their. bones!

Blair: I'm in

Solis: I'll even leave some burn marks while I am at it

Lily: I will literally change my weapon use just to get back at them

Brendon: -turns to Marco and Yuki- Yeah... have several hospitals on speed dial with several emergency rooms prepared. Qnd prepare for a few lawsuits and or if not then prepare to bail almost every one of your students out of jail

Yuki: -sighs- It was bound to happen. But I always thought it would just be Blair I'd be paying bail for

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