Shitpostin' 40
Jack: It's my food Xiao
Xiao: I invoke the ancient fairy law of finders keepers loosers don't. get. the food. fuck. you.
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Emily: But Still How Are We Going To Even Get Something To Hit It From Above!?
Yin: well there is one plane but it was decommissioned after WWII
Tessa: The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long ranged strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 at an altitude of 85 thousand feet
Emily: ... You sure do seem to know alot about this aircraft
Tessa:DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!?
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Kindleburn: Hello?
June: how did the mission go
Kindleburn: Eh I'd say 99.9% done. Sup' Bitch
June: I need you to be on your best behavior we have guests coming over
Kindleburn: Are they hookers?
June: No
Kindleburn: And like that you've lost me
June: I am trying to have a serious conversation with you
Kindleburn: i know and I am trying to keep the seriousness and I am failing and I'm sorry
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