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Shitpostin' 40

Jack: It's my food Xiao

Xiao: I invoke the ancient fairy law of finders keepers loosers don't. get. the food. fuck. you.
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Emily: But Still How Are We Going To Even Get Something To Hit It From Above!?

Yin: well there is one plane but it was decommissioned after WWII

Tessa: The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long ranged strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 at an altitude of 85 thousand feet

Emily: ... You sure do seem to know alot about this aircraft

Tessa:DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!?
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Kindleburn: Hello?

June: how did the mission go

Kindleburn: Eh I'd say 99.9% done. Sup' Bitch

June: I need you to be on your best behavior we have guests coming over

Kindleburn: Are they hookers?

June: No

Kindleburn: And like that you've lost me

June: I am trying to have a serious conversation with you

Kindleburn: i know and I am trying to keep the seriousness and I am failing and I'm sorry

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