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Shitpostin' 39

(May contain sad bits)

-in Jack's mind after knowing how to cope with Jill's death-

Jack: I know what to do... I just need to say the three words and get it over with

Memory Jill: Oh... oh! Please don't say 'I love you sis'

Jack: No Jill no, I'm not going to say I love you... What I was going to say was. I forget you... I forget you Jill... -looks over to see memory Jill was gone then looks up to the sky- Go ahead world. Do your fucking worst. Because I sure as hell did mine
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How much do they swear

Arthur: Physically unable to swear 0/10

Tilly: doesn't swear but when she does she goes hard then apologizes to Arthur if he is in the room 3/10

Brielle: Tries not to swear but will a lot of the time swear when pissed off 9/10

Lia: Said shit a few times 3/10

Blair and Brendon: swear a lot but try to keep it to a minimum with Arthur and Tilly in the room 8/10

Solis: swears a lot when he gets injured in the stupidest ways 5/10

Bellatrix: once in a while 2/10

Rhodinite: Swears loudly when a creation of his malfunctions and explodes beyond repair 8/10

Maria: Doesn't like swearing but said a couple 3/10

Azalea: Mainly when she is drinking 7/10
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Brielle: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you

Lily: -tries to prove her wrong- Water is not wet

Brielle: Bitch How The Fuck Is Water Not Wet! It's Water!
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Marco: -grinning- One of the many perks of being an adult that is misusing mordern slang on purpose is to watch my students suffer and cry on the inside

Marco: -at an art museum with the next gen student and points to a painting- Man is that painting bae or what

Yin, Emberlina and Oliver: -groans and facepalms-

Tessa, Alister and Emily: -look at Marco thinking WTF are you saying-

Jericho, Jayson, Marlee, Xiao, Jackson, Damon and Amaya: -looks at Marco sith pity and trying really hard not to say anything-

Marco: -has a shit eating grin on his face enjoying the results-
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Marco: Ali what do you have there

Ali: A Knife! -holding a dagger and run-

Marco: NO! -chases after him-

Alexia: Oh My Gods Why does he have a dagger!
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Emily: Hey Yin. I want to play an important role at your wedding

Yin: Really now? Like what?

Emily: The Bride

Tessa, in the background: HOLY SHIT EMILY THAT WAS SMOOTH AS FUCK!
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Tessa: Hey Alister what time is it

Alister: Let me check -shifts into a bird and lets out a screech-

Emily: WHAT THE FUCK IS SCREECHING AT 2:00 AM!!

Alister: it's 2 am

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