Tessa: Alister I have had it with you and Oliver fighting. Now I want you both to apologize and make out

Alister: Don't you mean make up

Tessa: I know what I said
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Rhodinite: My taste in coffee is the same as my taste in women. Hot, Bitter, Dark and Strong enough to kill me

Brielle: I should be angry  that you are bothering me with this "flirting" thing again, however I'm too busy being angry that such a stupid line actually worked on me
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Brendon: Hey could you-

Blair: -agonized groan-
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-Emily's 21th b-day-

Jayson: Here have another drink. Its a party might aswell enjoy it after all

Emily: Thanks uncle Jayson but I've already have four shots

Jayson: Oh Emily... I'm sorry.... I didn't realize...

Jayson: ...that Rhodinite and Brielle raised such a whimp

Emily: -slams her hands on the table and snatches the drink- I'll drink you under the table old man!

Jayson: Now your drinking like a Mecanismo!
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Me: Halloween is coming up up and I still have no idea what the fuck I am doing with my life and future
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Blair: I'm just saying I want all of the credit and none of the blame. Brendon can take that