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Shitpostin' 35

Tilly: You have no idea what I am capable of

June: Personally I feel like I am being threatened by a cupcake
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Rhodinite: What's that smell

Solis: Fresh air

Rhodinite: I don't like it
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Marco: Yeah, You're right. I'm not going to fight them

Marco: EXCEPT I AM -runs head first into the fight-

Grinder: ....
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Kindleburn: Yeah yeah whatever, just don't get your taco in a twist baby -looking for alcohol-

Kumi: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist

Kindleburn: -sighs- whatever pissed you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here
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Marco: I love my students all the same. They are too good for this world. I am proud of them

Bellatrix: -blows up the bathroom-

Brielle and Lily: -screaming at each other-

Blair and Brendon: -accidentally burn down their dorm-

Rhodinite and Solis: -planting a bunch on non lethal glue bombs around campus to targe unsuspecting students-

Tilly: -eating instead of helping-

Keith, Caleb and Liam: - destroys the training area-

Marco: My wonderful students
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Brielle: I just got hit in the head with a bird

Blair: You should have ducked

Brielle: was that a fucking bird pun

Bellatrix: Birds tend to drop at crazy lengths mid flight. You should have dove

Brielle: was that another fucking bird pun
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Brielle: I show love to my friends by gently bullying them
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Brendon: Okay we have tried the legal way in and failed

Arthur: Well time for plan B. We need someone who can forge us fake documents to get us in

-Brendon and Rhodinite look at Blair-

Tilly: Why are you guys looking at Blair?

Blair: -laughing nervously-

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