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Solis: -pissed off- I will destroy the next person who walks throught that door

Maria: -walks in- Hello There ^^

Solis: In Bed -starting to take off his shirt

Tilly: I knew it

Rhodinite: solis no
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Brendon: Why don't you just stuff it

Blair: Bow chika wow wow

-elsewhere-

Brielle: no no no you do it like this

Lily: I am doing it like you said

Brielle: No your not!

Lia: Guys just calm down and take it step by step

Bellatrix: Okay now just slide it in

Blair: -sprints from all the from the end of town and across grounds and appears at Team Violets door out of breath- Bow.. chika wow wow

Brielle: How did you even hear that

Blair: Girls I'm like fucking superman I know when I am needed
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Elio: -stubs his toe- Fuck!

Aster: -gasps covering Aloya's ear and takes her out of the room-

-later-

Aloya: -accidentally cuts herself- Fuck

Aster: -gasps then tackles Elio and starts punching him-

Selene: Aster Stop -trying to pulls Aster off Elio-
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Jayson II: My grandparents are rocks ^^

Emily: ... I wanna tell him

Tessa: Don't you dare
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Yin: Hey mother. What's this -holding up Lia's "special book"-

Lia: That's uhhh umm....

Blair: It's where we got the ideas to make you

Yin: oh okay

-years later-

Yin: -faceplanted on the floor- I was made from kinky ideas
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Jackson: -meditating-

Luna: -runs by- My poop is comming

Jilly: Yep that's all mom and dad
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Kindleburn: So let me get this straight. They all have kids. That have magic and some have weapons and there parents are twice as powerful as before... Welp time to go into retirement and hiding for good someone else can deal with that shit
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Solis: So your first crush was a huge jackass to you

Rhodinite: yeah he kind of was

Solis: and your dating pretty much the bitch of the school

Rhodinite: Yep

Solis: Do you have a fetish for cold easily pissed off assholes or something

Rhodinite: Yeah... -sulks-

Solis: Wanna talk about it?

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