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Kindleburn: -places his bowler hat on tipped over his eyes and tries to push it back up but its stuck- What the frickety frack who put glue in my hat -takes his cane and it gets stuck- And on my cane. Whoever did this is in a world of pain

Kumi: -laughing her ass off around th corner-
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Solis: Hey

Rhodinite: Hey

Solis: Word around the block is you've got a fat cock

Rhodinite: Yeah

Solis: I got one too. Let's get together and rub our fat cocks together sometime

-old fashion film cut-

Pyros: Woah woah woah. First of all. Never have I had someone say to me 'word around the block is you have a fat cock'

Blair and Brendon: ....

Pyros: okay well that's not entirely true. Your mother and I got together that way
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Aquos: When will you marry Christiana

Pyros: when cruel and unusual punishment becomes legal
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Crimson: I shall kill all your friends and family. Starting with your brother

Crimson: you hear that Jayson

Rhodinite: WHAT!?

Jay: Well there goes my plans

Tilly: I KNEW IT

Bellatrix: I FUCKING KNEW IT
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Solis: I bet you 500 jewels you can't braid Bellatrix's hair

Brendon: Challenge accepted -runs to Bellatrix does a bunch of quick braids in her hair then gets the fuck out-

Liam and Bellatrix: umm.... What!?

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