Brendon: I'm Emo, Self conscious and have no money you can imagine the stress I am under
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Azalea: Brendon Kissed Me! ^^

Bellatrix: -gasps- No!

Lily: -squeals- Oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods!

Bellatrix: Okay okay, we want to hear everything. Lily get the sodas and unplug the phone. Azalea does this end well or do we need tissues

Azalea: Oh it ended veeeery well

Lily: -shuffling over with the soda cans- Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Bellatrix:  Alright, lets hear about the kiss. Was it like a, soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, "I got to have you know" kind of thing?

Azalea: well at first it was really intense, y'know, and then... oh gods, and then we just sort of sunk into it...

Lily and Bellatrix: -squeals- awwwwww!

-with Brendon and Blair-

Brendon: -playing video games with Blair- and I uh kissed her

Blair: Tongue?

Brendon: Yeah

Blair: Nice
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Lily: -bursts into the dorm room- ARE YOU GUYS HAVING SEX!

Lia: -looks at Blair- Really Blair, Why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down
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Brielle: Rhod can you turn the lights on?

Rhodinite: I don't need to. You're the only light I need in my life

Brielle: Rhodinite I can't see
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Blair: i think you and azalea are perfect for each other

Brendon: i feel like there is more to that

Blair: your both edgelords

Azalea: there it is
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Tilly: You deserve an reward for putting up with me sometimes

Arthur: You are my reward

Tilly: awwe

Rhodinite: Brielle you deserve a reward sometimes for putting up with me

Brielle: damn right I do
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Brendon: i'm going out with my crush to the movies

Azalea: o-oh really when

Brendon: depends when are you free

Azalea: oh next saturd- Oh my gods you are a smooth son of a bitch!
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-learning sex ed before mating season and all-

Blair: -to lia- I'll speak french between your legs

Lia: that's.... the hotest thing I have ever been told?

Solis: -bursts out laughing- i just imagined someone yelling bonjour at a penis

Rhodinite: Sacre bleu madame vagina hon hon hon titty croisant

Lily: -dying of laughter- Titty Croissant!

Marco: None of you should have sex. Ever
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Brielle: Your on speaker phone so behave

Rhodinite: Oh what you'll spank me

Brielle: ....

Rhodinite: ....

Lily in the background: OH MY GODS!
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Blair: are you a big spoon or little spoon

Brendon: i am a knife

Azalea: He's a little spoon