Rhodinite: Brielle I love you. I really od but your going to need to cut your nails

Brielle: Why the fuck should I do that

Rhodinite: -looks at her with the really look blushing slightly-

Brielle: -blushes deeply- o-oh that's why. Nevermind...
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Blair: So I was minding my own buisness when these thugs broke into the store and said "everyone on your knees" so then I said "I'm not your mother last night"... They took exception to that
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Aster: -reading a fortune cookie- a friend will share you good news -turns to miracle- so what's the news

Miracle: i'm not your friend

Aster: wow that is good news
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-upon seeing tartarus-

Marco: its like every nightmare I have ever had fused into one, then cloned itself, then fucked itself and out came that!

Phanes: That is.... surprisingly accurate
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Solis: -fighting- Maria support

Maria: Your hair looks beautiful today. You are a loved and cherised member of this team. You are an amazing leader. And frankly your the only one on this team I fully trust and rely on

Solis: I meant hit it
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Blair: Lia Lia calm down that was an illusion like push up bra's and stilettos

Lia: O-ka- wait you wear push up bras

Blair: no most of the time I don't wear a bra you should know this

Brendon: -in the background- Oh Gods Don't Start Fucking Here And Now Please
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Enemy: today isn't your lucky day

Lily: i don't believe in superstition

Enemy: How have I had so much trouble killing you

Lily: i am really stubborn
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Azalea: I want to see your d-

Brendon: -taking his pants off-

Azalea: -aggers

Brendon: ...

Azalea: Do carry on
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Rhodinite: I don't like to talk about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N

Blair: Sex Cauldron? I thought that place was shut down
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Pyros: What have you done to my peonies

Lily: their marigolds

Terros: Oh my gods she is right

Pyros: i may not know flowers but I know a bitch when I see one!
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Marco: the massive variety of monsters in the world is very dangerous so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching

Also Marco: -blaring airhorns at monsters and flipping them off- Get Fucked!
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Alexia: Marco where are the kids

Marco: They are fine

Alexia: i didn't ask how were they I where are they

Marco: In their bedroom

Alexia: Doing what

Marco: Ummm would you get mad if I said they were playing with their magic

Alexia: Like magic-magic

Marco: Yeah...

Alexia: you better fucking pray for your life I don't kill you
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Tilly: I need to be like twelve times as more intimidating

Arthur: to me twelve times zero is still zero
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Blair: Happy birthday I bought you a Toyoda

Yin: You Brought Me A Car!? -runs outside to see a toy yoda in the drive way-

Blair: -laughing her ass off- Get it Toy Yoda

Yin: i get it ma
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Brendon: I'm going to tell it to you straight

Blair: gross
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