Magic council official: Officer Brielle this is a crime seen

Brielle: -holding a tin of cookies- and what's this the murder weapon get off my dick johnson
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Tessa: I am genderfluid

Jayson: i thought you were a human? didn't mean it as an insult just doesn't know what genderfluid is-
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Tessa: When I am a guy call me John

Jack: -snickers-

Tessa: Fine then call me Rick

Yin: -coughs into her fist-

Tessa: Max?
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Luna(third Artilly Child): I know we break his legs!

Jill: Luna No

Jack: Luna Yes
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Blair: -telling Lia a story- And that's what I told him. What did you think

Lia: -was not paying attention and was gently stroking Blair's arm then snaps back to reality and looks at blair- Hm?
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Emily: Oh I get compliments all the time

Tessa: -laughing her ass off-

Emily: I Do!
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Emily: D-da da

Rhodinite: Come on Emily say dada

Emily: Da-damn

Rhodinite: ... Brielle please don't swear infront of the baby

Brielle: i know I'm sorry

-timeskip-

Rhodinite: Okay say dada

Tessa: da-da da fuck

Brielle: -hands in her face- oh my gods

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Jayson: -stubs his toe- Ow...

Emily: Jay are you okay -panics-

Tessa: -running over with firdt aid-

Luna: Please be okay ;-;

Jack and Jill: -running in circles in panic-

Yin: -facepalms- He just stubbed his toe he is fine
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Emily: Fuck You B- wait boy or girl today

Tessa: girl

Emily: oh okay FUCK YOU BITCH

Tessa: You care enough to ask
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Blair: You wanna cut deep huh. Fine then Your. Not. Masculine

Brendon: Urg You over ignorant little twat
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April: Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Hey look at that high wasted man he's got feminine hips

Brendon: No! Thats the thing I'm sensitive about! -covering his hips-

Blair: -laughing her ass off-
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(Past)Aether: I am in the final stage of my plan. I must not underestimate the enemy they might be planning something big

-elsewhere-

Aquos: Pyros. Pants. Back. On. Now!
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-when your about the be officially happy and ptsd doesn't bother you anymore when suddenly your girlfriend sneaks off to a quest and losses her vocal cords sight and suffers worse ptsd then you-

Rhodinite: I DECLAIR BULLSHIT

(Based off my favorite RWBY meme)
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Emily: Hey look sis a play is going on you can be one of the leads

Tessa: really whats the play

Emily: -snickers- Little Red Riding Hood

Tessa: I hate you -_-
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Brielle: Tessa

Tessa: -is a few months old and looks a brielle while she was sitting on her parents bed-

Brielle: GoToSleep

Tessa: -giggles-

Brielle: GoToSleep -starts to smile a bit-

Tessa: -giggles again-

Brielle: GoSleep

Tessa: -keeps giggling-

(This was actually my sister as a baby ^^. My mom repeated that over and over again and she kept giggling)
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Arthur: Okay Luna say Jack

Luna: Joke

Arthur: No say it with me Ja

Luna: Ja

Arthur: Ack

Luna: ack

Arthur: Jack

Luna: Joke

Arthur: - -" your lucky your adorable

Luna: -giggles-
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Blair: Yin what did you do

Yin: -her hair was short and un even- I cut my hair

Blair: T^T Why!?

Yin: Because it's annoying when it is long