Me: how many times are you going to buffer. I've opened and closed you 17 different times!?

My Laptop: I feel like it's going to be at least 18

Me: ....
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Griffith: Trish i taking the kids to visit her parents and Malik is currently at a family gathering. Sooooo I'm gunna prank some of the students

Merln: WHY!?

Griffith: They are both is like 90% of my impulse control
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Marco: and if you do see your grandfather Phlint. Give him this face -_-. He will know what it means

-later-

Rhodinite: Speaking of proffesor Vida. He asked me to give you this face. -_-

Phlint: -sighs- the neutral face of displeasure
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Zane: call me "Vampire" one more time and I will put my foot somewhere it's not supposed to go

Xin: ... Am I supposed to guess where that is?
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Brielle: -to her team- Listen up fives a ten is speaking

Brielle: Maria, can we talk. One ten to another

Maria: I'm an eleven but continue
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Bandits: your completely out numbered! Surrender now and we'll go easy on you

Marco: You'll go easy on me you say? -starts to chuckle meniacly-

Bandit: That is not a good sign
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Xandra: Zane, what are the symptoms of teenage drepression?

Zane: why are you asking

Xandra: Well Yuno was doing his laundry and drooped a sock and then said "Why has god forsaken me?"

Zane: -spits out his coffee-