I'm like, a five feet tall and am a complete dork yet I have the facial features of some over-the-top villainess (ya know, pin-straight dark hair parted in the middle, dark eyelashes and eyebrows, arched eyebrows and sharp eyes, menacing grin, all that shit)

AKA IM A TINY AS FUCK YET MY FACE IS A PERMANENT "WICKED WOMAN" LOOK

HONESTLY, GENETICS, EITHER MAKE ME INTIMIDATING OR DONT. WHY U GOTTA BE LIKE THIS.