chat :

Ger: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips (ρﾟ∩ﾟ). 

Ger: What should i do?

Japan: Punch him in the stomach. 

Japan: Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him !!

Italy: Tackle him!

Austria: Dump him!

Ame: KICK HIM IN THE SHIN!!!

Russia: NO! 

Russia: TO ALL OF THOSE!!

Russia: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN !!!