happy birthday to our precious tsundere^^^

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"Yoongi!" The lad stopped pacing around and turned his head to the source of the voice.

"Hoseok." He breathed. The rest of bangtan scattered behind Hoseok.

"How is Hyerin? Holy shit she was just with us a while ago, how could this happen?!" Yoongi noticed the tears threatening to fall from Hoseok's eyes. He also noticed how Hoseok really cared a lot about Hyerin these days.

"I don't know, she's still inside. Thank God I heard Holly's bark when I was passing the bridge so I saw her almost not making it in the river and then I saved her." He put his head down, water still dripping from his hair.

"Yah help yourself, you could catch a cold you know." Jimin placed a neat towel over his head. Yoongi only nodded.

The boys waited for a while before the Doctor came out of the room.

"The patient is now conscious, she's lucky she was brought here fast and someone already performed cpr on her that's why she made it. You guys can see her now." The boys all gave Yoongi that side-eye glance as they watch the boy's face grew red from the mention of cpr. They all then mumbled a small thank you to the Doctor before proceeding inside.

"Hyerin!!!" Hoseok ran and immediately hugged the girl.

"Hoseok what the fuck—I can't breathe yo-"

"HYERIN OH MY GOD!" The door flew open and Chunyoung immediately ran to Hyerin.

She pushed Hoseok away and said. "Bitch I thought you were dead!"

Hyerin laughed. "Well dead on the inside counts too, right?"

No one but Hoseok cracked up on her joke.

"Yoongi." Hyerin called out, Yoongi kept his eyes fixed on the ground. 

"Before I forget, I wanna thank you for saving me. I've lost count on how many times you've tried to save me." Hyerin smiled. "I really owe you a lot."

Yoongi only nodded, for some reason he couldn't look straight at her eyes.

"Wow these fruits are tasty as fuck." Seokjin mumbled as he dug on the fruits he stole on the nurse's front desk. He then tried to give Yoongi some.

"Nah, I'm full hyung."

"Wow, what did you eat that would make you reject this fine ass fruit?" Seokjin asked.

"Probably Hyerin's lips lol." Hoseok grinned. The room was then filled with laughs and squeals. Hyerin was confused while Yoongi could only cover his face in embarrassment.

°°

H y e r i n

"Ah—It's good to be home!" I stretched my arms and yawned.

"Don't push yourself and do stupid things for a while, that Doctor had the nerve to assume I was your boyfriend so he commanded me to keep an eye on you." Yoongi said, his back facing me as he was currently cooking.

"Sure, mom." I teased.

"Does your parents know what happened to you?" He suddenly asked.

"Nah. Don't want them to rush and go home when their important business trip isn't over yet. Don't tell your mom too. I don't want her to worry too."

"K." He replied.

I just shrugged. "I envy people who haven't met you."

"Same." Again, he replied shortly.

"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you." I blurted out again.

He immediately gave me a death glare. "You've been hospitalized and all but I see your attitude didn't go away."

"I see your scalp did." I shot back, referring to his poor hair condition that has been dyed every color in the rainbow by now.

He was about to say something back when my phone rang.

"HYERIN!!" I immediately moved my phone away from my ear. What's this girl so loud for?

"What the fuck do you want bitch?"

"I'm just checking up on you, and I miss you bitch."

"Well I'm fine but I think Yoongi ain't fine."

"Why tho?"

"Yoongi burned his hand just now and he put it on his heart and whispered, "nice and cold~"

"Well damn he's a fucking masochist, confirmed."

"True. Also, Chunyoung you know—"

"Wait a second—" I heard her inhale sharply from the other line.

"OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE MY ROOM OR I'LL FUCKING STAB YOU THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Lmao. I guess it's her little siblings again. Chunyoung is the eldest and she has like three younger siblings. I somehow became envious of her since I don't have any siblings.

I heard her still scolding her siblings as I just laughed and laughed.

"THE NUMBER OF INCHES YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN IS THE NUMBER OF INCHES THE DEPTH OF MY KNIFE WILL BE IN YOUR HEART!"

"Chunyoung that's a bit brutal don't you think? Your siblings are like 10?? Seriously, give them a break lol."

"Okay I'm fine now. This little bitches sure know how to give me a headache. Well anyways what were you talking about again?"

"I just wanted to say thank you. Thanks for worrying about me."

"You're welcome, my girl—LMAO MY LITTLE BROTHER POOPED ON THE CARPET AGAIN WHAT DOES HE THINK HE IS? A FUCKING DOG?!"

Chunyoung could be crazy but her family is a lot crazier lol.

"You better fix that shit now, I'll hang up now. I think Yoongi's already finished cooking dinner."

"Oh my fucking God, it stinks so bad—bye bitch enjoy your dinner date with Yoongi—"

I just laughed before hanging up.

Sometimes I want a sibling, sometimes not because I don't like responsibilities man.

"Eat bitch." He said while placing a big bowl of bulgogi in front of me.

I prayed for a sec before gobbling down the food. Yo Yoongi's cooking can match my Mom's istg.

I noticed Yoongi's already playing with his phone but his food isn't finished yet.

"Yoongi you fucking cunt, stop playing with your phone and eat!" I scolded him.

"I don't give a shit, bitch."

"Then you should go see a doctor about your constipation."

I saw how he clenched his jaw and I only know one thing.

Oh boy, this night will be long.

°°

My alarm activated and it took me a minute to find my phone and shut it down.

Why tf is my phone on the ground again?

And why tf am I on the couch?

Then I remember what happened last night.

After the diss battle between Yoongi and I, I stayed on the couch and watched anime all night. I might've slept in here.

I lazily moved my legs but I stopped when I felt a hand on top of it.

"What​ in the actual fuck?!"

I saw Yoongi with me on the couch. I was kind of sleeping on top of him.

How the fuck did that happen—

"Damn Hyerin quit moving around—" I heard him yawn.

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!" I kicked him off the couch. What does he think he's doing?!

"Bitch?! Did you really have to do that?! I think I kind of fell asleep here too while trying to carry you back to your fucking room and this is what I get?!"

Wow. He tried to carry me but fell asleep instead. Disappointed but not surprised.

"Sorry not sorry. Let's just get ready for school. Come on get up!" I shook his arm.

"I'll get up when the world stops being such a cruel joke." He muttered.

"Honestly, same." I only nodded.

°

"Hyerin, where's your book?!" Ms. Kang immediately growled at me.

"At home." I shortly replied.

"And what's it doing there?!" I could feel the anger on her voice. But I decided to play it more.

"Having more fun than me." I said in a matter-of-fact.

I watched as her face grew darker but she decided to let it pass and went on her table to do her nails again.

Same shit. Different day.

Ms. Kangaroo was making us answer some shit on our book and since I wasn't having any of it, I just doodled some dicks at the back of my notebook. Yoongi was sleeping soundly beside me.

Bored, I looked around and saw some of my classmates sleeping too.

"Namjoon, let me borrow a pen please." I heard Hoseok whisper to Namjoon.

"No I'm not gonna lend you my pen because if I lend you my pen then you'll want my calculator and then you'll want Austria and Czechoslovakia​ and then you'll end up invading Poland and I will not have that shit!" His voice was stern and I couldn't help but laugh because bruh.

"All you have to answer was yes or no, I don't fucking deserve this." Hoseok threw his hands on surrender.

I looked at the other side and saw Jin fanning himself and his fan has his fucking picture on it! Binchhh

He then tried to fan his seatmate which was a girl and said.

"For someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing."

BRUHHHHH

I looked in front and saw Jimin hitting on some girl.

"You're so cute by the way." He said with a wink.

"I got a boyfriend sorry."

"So? Sometimes I say my cat is cute but I don't wanna fuck him. Bitch you're not special." Jimin snarled.

Damn Jimin knows what's up. 

I watched a bit more of the chaos happening in our room before Ms. Kang called Jungkook.

"Okay, Jungkook. Use the word dandelion in a sentence. Say it in English." Y'all if I could describe Ms. Kang's voice, I'd tell it's similar to a fucking chipmunk wtf.

Jungkook stood up and smiled proudly. He then inhaled.

Oh boy— I have a bad feeling about this.

"The cheetah ran faster dandelion." Then he smiled, showing his bunny teeth.

°°

"Hyerin, do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?" Hoseok grinned smugly.

"I really don't." I pleaded.

"That's the spirit!"

DID HE JUST—

"Ouch—Chunyoung what was that for?!" He yelped in pain when Chunyoung threw a fucking food tray at him.

Jesus Christ, can they just date already?

"That's....tragic." I muttered as I watch the two continue fighting.

"Not as tragic as your face." I heard Yoongi mumble from the other side of the table.

"Aww come on, that was uncalled for!" 

He rolled his eyes. "Your face is uncalled for."

Oh—It's on bitch.

"Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain there." I smirked.

"Bitch this is my cup of care." He put up his cup. "Oh look it's empty."

"If you were be a vegetable, you'd be a cabbitch." I said.

"If you were a cookie, you'd be an whoreo." He said.

"I was gonna give you a nasty look but I see you already have one." I fought.

"I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face bitch."

"Can y'all just fuck already?" Jackson yelled from the other table.

°°

"Namjoon, Jungkook, Hyerin, and Yoongi, go answer the equations on the board." Our math teacher ordered.

Damn I'm fucking dumb in math how did I even make it up to now?

"Use the Pemdas rule so that y'all can answer it."

I immediately nudged Yoongi who was beside me.

"What does Pemdas stands for again?"

He grinned. "Please excuse my dope ass swag?"

"Get the fuck out." I huffed my bangs in anger.

I looked at my left and saw Namjoon already half-way done solving his problem.

"2+2 is four minus 1 that's 3, quick mafs."

quiCk mAfS

I then saw Jungkook looking back and asking Taehyung for the answer.

I looked at his equation and saw his problem was probably the easiest among us four. The answer is just zero lol.

"What's the answer?" Jungkook whispered to Taehyung.

"The number of girlfriends you had lol." Taehyung laughed hard.

Damn that hurt )):

Poor Jungkook could only smile through the pain while writing zero.

°°

The bell rang and I strolled through the corridors when I saw a bitch.

And it's not Yoongi, it's Jina.

I heard her talking to her fake ass friends.

"Y'all know it's illegal to look cuter than me."

"We all going to jail then." I butted in.

"Oh Hyerin it's been a while, huh? Did you miss me?"

"With every bullet so far." I forced a smile.

"Wow Hyerin, I think you gained weight. Why don't you hit the gym and lose some?" Her friends even laughed.

"I would lose weight but I hate losing." I laughed bitterly.

"What a pity because you'll never have beautiful legs like mine."

"What do you mean? I've seen tables with nicer looking legs than you, bitch." And Min fucking Yoongi holds the record of having the most beautiful legs on males.

She started raising her voice. "Are you looking for a problem?!"

"Well I found you didn't I?" Damn I'm slaying this hoe.

"Stop trying hard. Your comebacks are fucking stupid anyways."

I grinned. "At least you two have something in common."

I saw her face grew red in anger but I don't care, I'm fucking enjoying this.

"You dare say that to the campus queen that I am? Oh please, I know you're just jealous of my beauty."

"Stop lying, even Seokjin is prettier than you lol." I chuckled.

She moved closer. "Well your opinion doesn't matter when you're fucking ugly."

"And yet you offer yours." I then heard cheers from behind and saw that the other students were watching us fight. LMAO

"You win this round, Hyerin. Just wait til I get back to you." Then she stomped away with her friends.

I smiled to myself.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.

°°

"Are you leaving already?" I heard Yoongi said from behind.

"Yeah. My parents are gonna come home tomorrow or later, I don't know and I miss my house." I smiled. I miss being on my own room and damn I miss my fucking bed.

"Damn Holly, you really love to fuck my shoes!" I exclaimed. Holly was chewing my shoes again. "I'm gonna miss you, buddy."

I carried my bags as we went out. I don't know what Yoongi ate but he insisted on walking me home.

"When I picked you up last time when you're just about to move in to our house, why were you so freaked out back then?" I heard Yoongi said.

I then laughed, remembering the ghost incident that time. "Well believe it or not, I have a ghost friend. I call him Bob and he likes hentai. And I thought that he was haunting me back then, like my window just fucking crashed. I was scared shitless I swear."

"Wait—he likes hentai?"

"Yeah lol, caught him watch one on my damn laptop." I laughed again, Yoongi seems troubled but he brushed it off.

"And for your window—I was the one who broke it."

WhAt

"Damn you spend so much time with Namjoon you inherited his curse too." I pointed out. He just smiled sheepishly.

I looked ahead and saw that we're already in front of my house. Damn I miss my crib.

"As I've told you before, don't do anything stupid and get all the rest that you need." He looked at me. "Take care of yourself more, Hyerin."

"Aww look who's concerned." I wiggled my eyebrows. "Don't worry, I'll take more care of myself..."

I then gave him a genuine smile. "For you."

°°

I'll say this again

quiCk mAFFS

also, quick question. Do you guys have boyfriends? 

yes

no

my single ass can't relate. im still waiting for jimin so-