H y e r i n

"WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" My hands found its way to my phone as I quickly shut my stupid alarm, my eyes still closed.

Chunyoung probably changed my alarm ringtone again. Last time it was her voice laughing and it sounded like a demon burping. Now it's a fucked up version of wake me up inside wherein the voice sounded like a hyperventilating sugar daddy. I know it didn't make sense but yeah.

https://youtu.be/OSCiMbMVDLI

I slowly fluttered my eyes open as the bright sunlight immediately blinded me. The next thing I know, I was face to face with none other than a sleeping Min Yoongi.

"AHHHHHH!" I let out an ear-piercing scream as I shoved him out of the bed and he went straight to the floor with a loud thud.

"What the fuck man!" I heard him groan. I was about to throw him a pillow when no strength came out of me so the pillow just landed on my side.

That's when I knew I was sick.

My body felt so weak and my head is aching a lot. Everything fucking hurts.

I couldn't even stand properly, I had to put my hands on the bedside table for support.

I tried to rush to the bathroom but my legs felt like jello so I stumbled over nothing, making me fall to the floor.

"Yo are you okay?" His voice came from behind and I turned around to face him.

"Why did you come so late last night! I thought I was gonna die from the cold." I bit back my lip as I tried not to bawl from what I felt last night.

He looked guilty. "S-sorry. I never thought you'd never find the key on Holly's collar."

"What?! It was on her collar?" I was extremely shocked. How could I not notice it? I'm so fucking stupid. I realized.

"Yeah and get up, you look stupid laying there on the ground." He muttered before offering a hand to me.

I hesitated at first but I didn't find any strength to get up either so I took his hand and he quickly lifted me.

"You look hella sick. Maybe you shouldn't go to school today."

I don't know but I just nodded and went on the bed again. I felt so weak and powerless today and I feel like I'm gonna die.

"I'll just tell Mom to bring you food. Don't go anywhere and just stay here, got that?" Why does he sound so nice today?

Actually he sounds like a mother more than my own mom does.

But I nodded anyways, every second I feel like I'm gonna puke and that certainly wasn't a good feeling.

I reached my phone and decided to text Chunyoung that I'll be absent for today.

Me: bish i think im gonna die

Tuneyoung: cool, when's the funeral?

Me: istg if i die, I'll haunt you every time especially when you're taking a huge shit and I'll make sure that you'll get scared so bad your shit will go back so far up your ass you'll feel like puking

Tuneyoung: yo that's so brutal im sorry, i was just joking man

me: no

Tuneyoung: where are you anyways? Classes will like start in 10 minutes and i don't see your ass anywhere

me: actually, im gonna skip class today

Tuneyoung: SAY WHAT

me: im sick, bitch. everything hurts so fucking much

Tuneyoung: how pitiful, dw ill make sure ill take down notes for you to copy

me: thanks hoe

Tuneyoung: anytime hoe

Tuneyoung: yo wtf, why is ms.kang our first period teacher, i ain't seen this coming

Me: really? I'm glad I got sick, i don't wanna see her ugly ass face first thing in the morning

Tuneyoung: luCkY

Tuneyoung: i gtg she's shouting at us cuz we didn't even greeted her lmao

Me: u guys did great, byeee

Tuneyoung: ill drop bye later, bye hoe

Me: (¬_¬)ﾉ

After a few minutes, Yoongi's mom came in and handed me breakfast and some medicines before she excused herself saying she'll go to work.

After I ate, I felt like puking again but I held it in and decided to just sleep.

..

Third person's pov

"I'm now gonna take your attendance." Ms. Kang frowned when none of the students even looked at her.

She quickly slammed her hands on the table and shouted. "YAH YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!!"

"No, you are the worst." Namjoon mumbled, still angry on the fact that she humiliated their friend Hoseok before.

"Mworago?!"

Namjoon shrugged. "So are we gonna take attendance or nah? The time's wasting girl."

The teacher scoffed before calling on their names.

"Jung Hoseok."

Hoseok raised his hand and the teacher just laughed wickedly. "I can't believe this idiot with his stupid english is still here, I doubt he could even graduate." Hoseok immediately lowered his head as the class grew silent.

Without any thought, Chunyoung slammed her hands on her desk. "Take that back."

Ms. Kang glared at the girl. "Take what back?"

"Take back what you said! You have no right to say that to your student. You're supposed to teach them not fucking talk shit about them every time." Chunyoung spat.

Ms. Kang immediately raised her voice. "Aren't you the best friend of that other idiot, Hyerin?" She sneered. "I see why you're friends, you're both stupid. But Hyerin? She's the stupidest student I've ever handled, to think that she would always talk back to me?! I can't wait to fail her on my subject and I'll make sure she won't graduate and maybe she and this idiot who can't even pronounce soldier can both repeat their last year in high school together." Chunyoung was about to spit fire when they heard a loud slam on Yoongi's desk.

"Yah, attendance don't usually take this long. Excuse me for my words but I don't wanna see your fucking face anymore so hurry up and finish your lesson- if you even have one because I could already smell the nail polish on your bag. For fucks sake, are your nails that shitty that you have to cover them up every fucking time?" Yoongi said with complete annoyance, he saw his teacher getting red from anger so he continued. "And if you ever talk shit to Hyerin when she's not around..." He gave her a deadly stare.

"I'll rip off all your nails and I'm not even joking."

...

Ms. Kang walked out of their classroom as she couldn't take the situation anymore. She was honestly scared about Yoongi's threat.

The class loudly cheered because their teacher was now gone.

Hoseok looked at Chunyoung and gave her a sincere smile. Chunyoung just shrugged. "Don't worry I got your back, hoe."

The rest of the Bangtan glanced at Yoongi who was obviously still pissed on what happened.

"He really cares about Hyerin that much, eh?" Taehyung whispered to his seatmate, Jungkook. The lad just nodded. "I know right, and I'm starting to ship them already."

Taehyung laughed. "Loser. I ship them better than FedEx does!"

The classes went on real quick and it's now dismissal time.

The Bangtan boys went out of the school together.

"Hey let's go to the arcade house!!" Jimin chimed.

"No bitch, let's go to the golf club instead!" Seokjin shot back.

"Let's watch a movie!" Taehyung suggested.

"We've already watched a shit ton of movies on Namjoon's house last time." Hoseok sighed.

"What movie?" Jungkook asked. Jin immediately cleared his throat.

"Uh yeah you were sleeping that time. We just watched some random movies yeah.." Jungkook just nodded. The rest of the boys heaved a sigh, they couldn't tell that they've watched adult movies which they found on Namjoon's stash while Jungkook was sleeping.

"I'm going home, fuck you all." Yoongi muttered while walking oppositely on where the other boys were heading.

"What the fuck, well that's a first." Namjoon said.

"Yeah, Yoongi hyung never really bothered where we're going and he'd always say that he doesn't want to go home so he hangs out with us instead." Jimin implied.

"You guys know what I'm thinking?" Hoseok cracked a smile.

"We're going horse-riding? Sign me the fuck up!!" Taehyung shouted in which he quickly got a smack from the boys.

"Let's all go to Yoongi's house."

...

Hyerin released a cough for the hundredth time already as she struggled to reach the glass of water from the table.

Her condition just worsened as she felt her whole body ache.

Once again, she tried reaching the glass of water but since her grasp wasn't strong, it fell and the glass shattered on the floor.

"Wow are you fucking serious right now?!" She sighed as she rolled out of the bed to clean up the mess.

But before she could even touch the shards of glass, she felt a hand stop her.

"I'll do it, just go back on the bed bitch." It was Yoongi. She almost forgot that it's already the dismissal time on their school.

She reluctantly went back on the bed and hid under the covers.

"Are you feeling better now?" She's still not used on the softness on Yoongi's voice. She was used on both of them shouting every time so it's still hard to process what was happening.

"No. I felt like it even got worse."

"I see.." Yoongi uttered while sweeping the shards.

"Don't leave my bed. I'll just heat up the porridge." And without another word, Yoongi left the room and Hyerin just hid under the covers again.

Why is he so nice all of the sudden? Bitch might've been so guilty. But the softness on his voice was something else. It actually felt sincere.

...

"Oh we're here!" Jimin shouted. Hoseok immediately covered the boy's mouth. "Shut it, shortie. We're here to spy on Yoongi right? So shut the fuck up."

"But did you just call me shortie, horse boy?!" Jimin growled.

"Yes he did so shut the fuck up,.." Seokjin rolled his eyes. "..shortie."

The boys held in their laughter as Jimin sulked on the corner.

To their surprise, the front door was open so they entered the house without any sound.

"Oh shit. Imma go to the bathroom first." Hoseok rushed while holding his pants. The boys just shrugged it off and went to Yoongi's room.

They opened the door slightly enough to peek through it.

"Come on Hyerin, eat this shit up!" Yoongi raised his voice.

"I don't want to and stop fucking shouting at me." Hyerin shot back.

"Here's the airplane~" Yoongi laughed and held the spoon and instead of bringing it to her mouth, he slammed the spoon on Hyerin's forehead.

"There, the plane has landed."

"YOU DICK!!!" Hyerin started to strangle the boy.

"Holy fuck." Namjoon whispered.

"Why is Hyerin here?" Jin asked.

"And why are they on Yoongi hyung's room?" Jimin's eyes widened.

"So are y'all gonna ignore the fact that she's strangling hyung?" Jungkook brought up. The others just shrugged while asking more questions to themselves.

Taehyung then whipped

...his phone up and started recording it. "This needs to get recorded because my fucking ship is sailing!!"

Unfortunately, Jimin accidentally stepped on Jin's foot so Jin yelped in pain and the boys fell inside the room.

"What the fuck!" Yoongi snarled. Hyerin almost swallowed the whole spoon when she saw the boys.

"Um hi?" The boys said in unison.

...

Meanwhile, Chunyoung held the notebooks on her chest as she made her way to Yoongi's house. She almost forgot that Hyerin was staying on his house. She reached the front door and found it unlocked so she made herself in.

Just then Holly, who just got back home from wandering around the woods, perked up at the sound of the door so she rushed and jumped at Chunyoung.

"AHHHHHHH!"  Chunyoung screamed. She saw a boy come out of the bathroom so she ran to him.

"DOG!!" Chunyoung screamed again as she jumped on that boy's back.

"Yo what the fuck!" Hoseok yelled when he felt the weight on his back.

Before Chunyoung could speak, Holly lunged at them and bit Hoseok's pants so he stumbled and they both fell on the cold floor.

Chunyoung opened her eyes and saw that Hoseok was on top of her. She screamed. "HENTAIIIII!" Then she ran upstairs, Holly hot on her trail.

"Hentai?? That sounds like something Namjoon would know.." Hoseok muttered before going upstairs.

..

"WHAT?!" All the boys said.

"Don't make me fucking repeat again." Yoongi hissed.

"But why didn't you tell us sooner?" Namjoon asked.

"Why would I? You guys would probably tease the shit out of me if I did."

"He right though." Jimin nodded.

"So is Hyerin gonna stay here for the whole week? I mean in your bed?" Hoseok fiddled his eyebrows. Chunyoung threw a book at him.

"She's gonna stay on my room until she feels better. My room is the only one with the heater and this bitch here keeps on whining that she's cold."

"So can y'all get the fuck out? I wanna rest." Hyerin mumbled. They nodded and started getting out of the room. She quickly called Chunyoung. "Bitch, you're staying."

"Oh." Chunyoung said before going inside the room again. She sat on the bed beside Hyerin.

"So tell me, what happened in school today? Any drama?"

Chunyoung put a finger on her chin and started recollecting the events that happened.

"Well, we got a surprise test in maths, bulgogi was the menu for the day, Taehyung almost set the science lab on fire again, there was a huge shit in the third cubicle of the girl's bathroom—" Hyerin immediately smacked her.

"That's fucking gross!"

"I know, but it suddenly reminded me of you so I had a hard time flushing it."

"Wow, fuck you." Hyerin snarled.

"Love you too." Chunyoung laughed before remembering something.

"Wait—haven't I told you that Yoongi threatened Ms. Kang today?" Hyerin immediately perked up when she heard what Chunyoung said.

"Well Ms. Kang was roasting Hoseok again so I stepped in and before I could even spit fire, Yoongi slammed his hands on his table and roasted the fuck out of Ms. Kang. And omg have I told you how cool he sounded when he threatened Ms. Kang?" Hyerin looked at her weirdly before shaking her head. Chunyoung cleared her throat as she tried to imitate Yoongi.

"And if you ever talk shit about Hyerin when she's not around.." Chunyoung purposely deepened her voice that made Hyerin burst into laughter. "I'll rip off all your nails and I'm not even joking." She even tried to give Hyerin a death glare but failed and she looked like she's constipated that made Hyerin laugh until tears started to form in her eyes.

"Yah stop laughing! Why aren't you flustered or at least shocked that Yoongi defended you? My heart couldn't handle it ya know, I'm so going down with this ship." Chunyoung said.

Hyerin just wiped her eyes while still laughing. "I'm telling you, Yoongi really has the hots for me but that bitch is a tsundere so he'll never admit it."

Chunyoung only nodded. "Yeah tsunderes can be quite a handful but that's what make them so fucking hot omg."

The girls then laughed together while talking more about hot tsunderes.

..

After Chunyoung and the rest of the bangtan fled Yoongi's house, Yoongi stayed up all night trying to take care of Hyerin.

He made her dinner, change the water on the basin and apply the soaked cloth on Hyerin's forehead, gave her medicine, etc.

He'd take naps from time to time but he still feels tired because he wakes up every time since he sets an alarm when it's time to give Hyerin her medicine.

And now the alarm rang loudly signalling it's time for Hyerin to drink her medicine again.

Yoongi slightly groaned while getting up from the couch.

"Hyerin come on drink this shit." Yoongi mumbled, his voice still raspy because he just woke up.

Hyerin nodded slowly while drinking the medicine with her eyes still closed, she then went back to sleep.

Yoongi heaved a sigh when he touched the girl's forehead. He felt relieved when the fever started to go down.

He quietly whispered while throwing a glance at the sleeping girl in front of him.

"You have to feel better soon, I can't believe I'm sacrificing my precious sleep for a stupid girl like you. And you absolutely need to thank me for this.." He muttered one more thing before turning away. "Because I only sacrifice my sleep to those who are important to me."

..

H y e r i n

I opened my eyes and reached for my phone to look at the time.

I sighed because it's still 6 in the morning. I stood up and tried making up the bed, that's when I noticed that I could fucking stand now!

"FUCK YEAH!!" I yelled as I jumped on the bed.

I feel 420% better now.

I feel so nice, mom, I feel so nice.

I'm so happy that all my rest yesterday paid off and now I feel better.

I hurriedly ran to the bathroom to do my morning rituals.

I was halfway done putting on some toothpaste on my toothbrush when I noticed the shower was running. I glanced over the shower area and my eyeballs almost fell out of its sockets when I saw Yoongi bare naked in the shower.

"AHHHHHHH!" We both screamed as I felt a rubber duck hit my face. Yoongi must have thrown it. But did he just have a fucking rubber duck---

"I'M FUCKING SORRY OMG." I ran outside til I reached the front yard. Holy shit I got so shocked I legit ran outside the house.

I covered my heated face in embarrassment. I'm so fucking stupid. Why didn't I remember that it's his room anyways so he'll certainly be at his bathroom first thing in the morning.

But wait no— he's the stupid one. Why didn't he lock the door then?

It ain't my fault. It's his, so calm the fuck down bitch. I muttered to myself.

I slowly entered his house again, his mother probably went to work early because I didn't see her anywhere.

I quietly made toast while sipping on some milk.

A few minutes after, I heard footsteps coming down from the stairs. Then Yoongi came in sight with his hair still dripping wet and he's just wearing a fucking bathrobe.

By bathrobe, I mean look at those exposed chest like—

"You know Hyerin, if you wanted to see me shower you could have asked for it first not fucking shock the fuck out of me."

"Excuse me but I didn't want to see you shower bitch what the fuck." Well maybe I do, a bit. I did not just think that.

"Hmph." He rolled his eyes before going upstairs again, probably gonna put some fucking clothes now. I feel so attacked right now tbh.

I went to my temporary room which is his older brother's room. I'm trying my best not to think about it again. I'm really trying.

I took a bath and wore my school uniform, I slide down the stairs and landed perfectly on the carpet before putting my shoes on.

I found out that Yoongi didn't even wait for me to go school.

Why did I even expect him to wait for me?

I must be getting crazy. It's okay though, all the best people are crazy so yeah.

..

"THE PORK IS SO RAW IT'S STILL SINGING HAKUNA MATATA!"

"YOU USED SO MUCH OIL, THE U.S WANT TO INVADE THE FUCKING PLATE!"

Holy fuck— why is our Home Economics teacher lowkey spitting fire like Gordon Ramsay?

We were told to cook any dish we want and I panicked because I really hate this subject because I can't fucking cook. Thank God, Chunyoung is my partner. So we've decided to just cook kimchi spaghetti.

And our teacher is walking around, yelling the shit out of my classmates. I swear he must be the long lost brother of Gordon Ramsay.

We weren't informed, we're now on the new season of Hell's Kitchen.

Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. I cursed as I saw our teacher walk towards us.

"THIS STEAK IS SO BURNT, CIEL PHANTOMHIVE MISTOOK IT FOR HIS PARENTS!" He yelled at Jungkook and Jimin, who's in front of our spot. I can't believe Jimin and his rich ass fucking decided to cook steak and Jungkook even agreed omygod.

Our teacher moved to the spot next to us which is Jin and Namjoon's spot.

He observed the jjajangmyeon that only Jin obviously cooked because I heard him yelling at Namjoon before to just stay at the back because he already cracked 8 eggs and even split the cooking pan in half by accident.

"OVERCOOKED EGGS WITH WORMS. NO THANKS."

Jin's face scrunched but he held his anger and whispered. "You complain too much that's why you still don't have a girlfriend."

"What did you say?!"

"Nothing. I'm just gonna feed these worms to my pet then." Then he grabbed a spoonful of it and raised it in front of our teacher's face. "Say ah~"

"Kim Seokjin you insolent fuck—" But Jin put the spoon on the person behind our teacher which was Hoseok who just happened to pass by so Jin used him as an excuse so our teacher wouldn't kill him.

The S in Seokjin stands for Savage tbh.

"I'm sorry about that, Mr. Yoo. Hoseok here is my pet and he loves everything I cook even these worms, unlike your ungrateful ass." He whispered the last part. Our teacher just scoffed before walking straight to us.

"Fucking hell, I'm nervous Chunyoung." I tugged her shirt and she just smiled at me bitterly.

Our teacher glared at our lovely spaghetti. Chunyoung did all the work, I swear I was just the one in charge of salting the noodles.

"IT'S TOO RED AND BLOODY, YOU PUT TOO MUCH KIMCHI POWDER IT LOOKED LIKE MY SISTER'S PERIOD!"

This fucking asshole—

Then he immediately walked past us while Chunyoung just slumped her shoulders in defeat. She really did her best to make it good but unfortunately 'good' isn't found on that dickhead's vocabulary.

I tried cheering her up. I twirled a fork on the spaghetti and brought it up on Chunyoung's mouth.

"Just eat spaghetti to forgetti our regretti." And I smiled when she chuckled.

A minute after that, Hoseok appeared again and took a bite out of our spaghetti. It turned out he was roaming around because he wanted to taste everyone's dish and leave good comments afterwards to cheer up our classmates.

He's such an angel.

"Wow, you guys did great! It's better than my Mom's spaghetti, don't tell her that okay?" Hoseok beamed.

Chunyoung cracked a smile, totally moved by Hoseok's compliment.

My shipping senses are tingling omfg.

Just then, I felt a tap on my shoulder so I turned around.

"Excuse me Hyerin, but can you try our baked macaroni? I'm so upset about Mr. Yoo's comment because it really taste good I swear." I just nodded because come on free food is the best.

I took a bite and I admit, it was pretty good. Though it's kinda dry.

Her baked macaroni was dry, just like her elbows.

Of course I didn't say it to her but this bitch once insulted my love for Exo and said that they suck at dancing and singing like girl you suck so much dick but did you see us complaining? So ever since then, I held a grudge on her.

Eventually, the bell rang signalling it's now lunch time. Okay I lied, I actually liked this subject because after cooking food, lunch comes next so it's a fucking feast!

Hoseok threw an arm on both Chunyoung and I. "How about you girls sit on our table today? Come on we're all friends, right?"

I don't see the harm on that so I just agreed. Plus I wanted to taste Jin's jjajangmyeon so why fucking not. 

"Fuck it why not." Chunyoung also agreed and went straight to Jin's side to try his dish.

Wow this bitch is faster than me.

I took a seat in front of Namjoon as I gave him a huge portion of our spaghetti. I remembered, I still owe him food for bringing me back my pink coat that Jin stole.

"Oh wow! It's been two fucking months, Hyerin. But I'm still glad you remembered." Namjoon smiled cheekily, his precious dimples showing. I helped him transfer the spaghetti on the container to his plate just making sure he won't break anything.

Before I could even speak, I heard two people clearing their throat so I looked around and saw Seokjin and Yoongi clearing their throat at the same time.

"Wow you guys practice so much, even when clearing your throat it's synchronized!" Chunyoung commented that made the others laugh.

I turned back to Namjoon and saw him having difficulty in twirling his fork to get the spaghetti. Goddamn this boy really—

I snatched the fork and twirled it properly for him. "Aww thanks, Hyerin." He smiled while scratching his nape.

I then saw Yoongi harshly stood up while holding his food tray and went away. I also heard Seokjin whisper to Namjoon "I could've done it for you, Joon-ah." In which Namjoon just shrugged. "Sorry, Jin-ah."

"Wow can you two just marry each other?!" I heard Taehyung mutter.

We ate in silence before Hoseok asked. "So y'all want to hear my joke?"

Jimin immediately tried to run away but Hoseok firmly gripped on him.

"So since there's spaghetti, I made a joke about it."

I saw Chunyoung already crushing her juicebox while I prepare for Hoseok's joke.

"So did y'all hear about the Italian chef that died?" He grinned smugly first before continuing.

"He pasta way."

..

It's ten minutes before dismissal time. Our teacher already left us again early since we're really assholes.

Chunyoung and I were chitchatting when I accidentally overheard the bangtan boy's conversation.

"So let's play quotes chain, I'll start." Jimin shouted.

"Make her pussy wet, not her eyes."

"Make his dick hard, not his life." Namjoon continued.

"Break her bed, not her heart." Taehyung chimed.

"Play with her boobs, not her feelings." Hoseok even made hand actions that looked like he's grabbing some tities.

"Get on his dick, not on his nerves." Even Yoongi joined.

"Always salt your pasta while boiling it." Kim Fucking Seokjin said. "I'm not having any of your bullshits today, dickheads. This game is over. I had to end it because Jungkook isn't participating on this shit like never."

Jungkook pouted. "Come on Hyung, I even prepared my quote!"

But Jin just shook his head. "Shut up, you're like five. Just drink your damn juice."

"Seokjin is very no fun." I heard Hoseok whisper to Jimin. The others just shrugged while starting a new conversation.

Now they're talking about dicks, how nice.

They first made sure that Jungkook was out of sight since he went out to buy orange juice.

I tried focusing on whatever the fuck Chunyoung was telling me, I mean it's about her fucking encounter with the lost goat she once saw on the street. But my ears were betraying me so I kept on hearing their constant babbling about their dicks.

The boys were now teasing Yoongi since his height is kinda short compared to them so that means his dick too—

"This dick ain't little though." Yoongi fought.

"And how are we going to believe that?"

He smirked first before looking at me.

"Ask Hyerin."

..

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I'm also gonna ask you guys if you're all cool on me publishing a Jimin fanfic. Like tell me guys if y'all want me to publish it because I know everyone wants a piece of park fucking jimin. If yes then imma publish it real soon since I already wrote a few parts of it. So comment your decision!

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