18

H ye r i n

I wanted to complain.

I wanted to protest.

I wanted to object.

I wanted to disapprove.

Those were all just synonyms but who the fuck cares, i'm sad here :<

I sat on my chair and redeemed my thoughts.

How could we possibly finish a project together when he's lazy and I'm fucking lazy too?

I sighed deeply.

This will be so damn difficult.

"Because those two were late, once again I'll repeat what you guys have to do with the baby project." Ms. Wang said.

Whoa-Wtf? Did I hear it wrong? Baby project?

Wait-WHAT?

"Each partners will work together to gather their baby pictures and put them all in a scrapbook. This will help you to know more about your partner's life and this can serve as a new start of friendship. It's better to establish new relationships since it's just the second month of the school year. This is a good start for everyone."

Ah-Thank goodness, I thought it was something else.

That "baby project" sounded so wrong on many levels.

But-wait. Baby pictures?!

No way! I looked much more shittier when I was a kid!

And Yoongi's baby pictures too? I don't want to see them. Maybe a bit. After all, I'm still curious if he still looks the same as before. Who knows, maybe that bitch had plastic surgery like half our population does.

Because that's life here in South Korea, hoes.

A few minutes later, the bell rang.

We got up from our seats and made our way outside.

"Yah, Yoongshit!" I called out to him but that jerk didn't even spare a glance on me instead he just continued his way outside.

That motherfucking bitch!

I reached out for his backpack and pulled it towards me that made him almost lose his balance.

He angrily looked at me. "What was that for, huh?!"

"I was calling for you but you son of a bitch just ignored me."

"That's because I don't give a shit."

"Asshole!" I hit him in his arm that made him wince shortly.

"The fuck is wrong with you! That hurts a lot!" He yelled as he tried to hit me back but I quickly dodged his attack so he ended up hitting the wall with his uh-just recovered arm.

"Fuck!"

"Yo, are you alright or nah?" I asked.

"Nah!" He screamed as he held his arm.

"This is all your fault, bitch!"

"Now you know how it hurt when I kicked the vending machine with my injured foot." I laughed.

"Why are you laughing? Does this look funny to you, woman?!" His face was red in anger.

"Ask that to yourself when you fucking laughed at me when I was crying because of so much pain before. So I believe, I have the right to laugh in this situation too, bitch."

He stared at me bewildered, with his mouth slightly parted. After that he shook his head before looking away. "Okay, you win. I'm leaving." He said before disappearing.

Did he really just leave it like that? Yo this is new.

I can't believe I just won an argument from Yoongi. Whenever I win from him he would just say something stupid before leaving. But now he said that seriously and disappeared.

I'm fucking celebrating for this shit!

On my way home I treated myself an ice cream and happily walked along the streets.

I even greeted our neighbors and their reactions were priceless because I never do that shit like ever.

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"Mom, where on earth are my baby pictures?" I asked while rummaging the entire living room.

"I burned it all 'cause I fucking regret having you as my daughter."

Well that fucking hurts T__T

"Yo, don't cry! I was just kidding! I kept in all in our bedroom. Why are you even searching here?"

"Because in other houses, this is where they usually keep their children's pictures and shits like that." I said in a matter of fact.

"So you expect me to display your pictures when you're ugly as fuck? I bet you'll scare the shit out of our visitors when I do that." Mom said while sitting on the couch.

:'(

"Of course that was just a joke!" She went closer to me and patted my head. "I kept it all in our room because I don't want anyone staring at my beautiful daughter's face."

"Are you sure?" I asked in doubt. She just nodded and chuckled nervously. I know she's lying, she probably was just too lazy to arrange and display our pictures in the living room so she just kept it all in their room instead.

You see, I just know Mom too well as much as she know about me. It's because we're really close despite of all her scolding and me rebelling. Lmao.

I just smiled and laughed with her too.

Later that night, Mom helped me find some of my baby pictures. She was also the one who picked them for me and separated the others because she said that those were my first pictures and she didn't want them glued in some scrapbook shit.

I just nodded and looked at my pictures for a while.

I looked super cute back then, what the hell happened now?

I can't believe I just asked to myself. Jfc.

It was past midnight when my phone beeped a few times that woke the shit out of me.

3 new messages from Mean Yoongi

Mean Yoongi: Yo

Mean Yoongi: About our projects, we need to do that tomorrow because I know you didn't hear the deadline because you were so lost in your shitty thoughts. It's due on monday.

Mean Yoongi: So...your place or mine?

Mean Yoongi: ;)

That fucking wink made his message 10x worse.

tbc....

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WARNING: LONG RANT AHEAD (SOME EXPLANATION ON WHY I BECAME INACTIVE)

CONTINUE IF YOU'RE MUCH MORE CONCERNED ABOUT ME AT THE VERY LEAST OR YOU'RE ONE OF MAH HOES THAT GOT EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT ME

IGNORE IF YOU'RE A HEARTLESS BASTARD WHO ABSOLUTELY HAS NO INTEREST ON WHATSOEVER THAT'S HAPPENING TO ME. ATLEAST VOTE THIS CHAPTER LMAO IDFC IF YOU DON'T WANNA READ IT, IT'S REALLY YOUR CHOICE BUT STILL FUCK YOU (im sorry im still not on my period)

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a/n: such a shitty update but whatevs im back hoes

after 699999 years im back to kick some more a$s

some of you must have no idea of what's happening so imma just explain it to y'all real quick

so i became on hiatus for one main reason: fucking school (school and I are just friends tho so no homo xD)

So on the last week of june, that was the start of classes again and ya know of course i hated my life even more cuz that only means summer break is officially over and i gotta have to socialize with real people again (not my wattpad hoes) but real fucking people and communicating with them is the one thing i totally suck at, like big time dude.

things started to get much more shittier when i got sick, and i must tell that it was the worst feeling ever. on the whole second week of july i was very ill and definitely was so not happy about it. i had terrible headaches plus that was between the time when i was deciding whether to come back on wattpad cuz i successfully made it on the first two weeks of school but then suddenly shit happened and i got sick and that was also the first wave of the fucking homeworks, projects, reports given that i super hated doing. everything got tangled up and it's just the worst istg

eventually, i still made it out alive and still kicking. recovering was easy but it took quite some time. so now im back from hell and hopefully, i won't ever be on hiatus again for that long. (but exams are coming soon but that shit won't take long so i guess I'll just be gone again for DAYS only dw fam i got ya (^_-)

i just wanna thank my best hoes for making quite an effort on flooding my message board for the whole month that i was gone, i actually got teary-eyed when i read them all. it feels so nice knowing that people actually misses you, so thank you mah hoes u da very best i love y'all (♥ω♥*)

and another thing is that im also thankful for the 10k reads, 1k votes, 1k comments on this damn book like wtf im really flabbergasted that people actually likes this shit i made when i was bored pooping on the hospital's bathroom a few months ago (title reference iz fcking realllll)

so yeah i guess that's it, im gonna update again tomorrow to make it up for y'all. and im also thinking of updating my tag book or that random book of mine so that i can atleast update you with the other happenings on my life for the month that i was inactive and yeah very much, more shits like that zZz

but before i sleep (it's past 1 am here rn)

KIM TAEHYUNG WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

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THAT ESCALATED SO DAMN QUICKLY. BOIIIIII

IM HEADBANGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

IF THIS ISN'T THE MOST ACCURATE VERSION OF 0-100 REAL QUICK THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

BUT DUDEEEEE-okay ill stop im getting headaches again wtf i got that really excited, eh?

hasta la vista babies (~‾▿‾)~