16

H y e r i n

My alarm clock blared loudly and it scared the shit out of me.

I stretched my arms and yawned like everyone does when they wake up.

I was about to go downstairs to eat breakfast when I remembered my homeworks.

"Oh shit!" I whispered. Rushing to my desk, I sat down and started doing my homeworks.

I glanced at the time and it's already 7 am.

Fuck! I got less than an hour to these shits!

And holy cow this subject is on my first class today! Fuck!

I struggled writing all the answers on my notebooks and it's already 7:32 when I finished doing everything.

So I rushed to the bathroom and took a 5 minute shower cuz im tough.

When I was all dressed, I went downstairs and grabbed a food and bid Mom goodbye.

"Jesus Christ, Hyerin! Why did you take the whole bowl of jajangmyeon with you?! There's a toast right here what the shit!"

I ignored Mom and continued running down the streets.

I look like a complete retard with a bowl of noodles in my hand while running to school.

I could have just brought the toast but it would've been totally cliche so I brought jajangmyeon instead.

I arrived at school on time and even managed to stop by at the cafeteria to drop off the dishes.

I went to our classroom and a minute after that our history teacher arrived.

Sweet Jesus. That was so close.

"Ya fucktards, get your goddamn books!" He yelled.

We got out our books and started listening to our history teacher.

He suddenly asked. "What is the capital of South Korea?"

And my classmate quickly answered. "Seoul."

"Very good, Dara! Seriously you're the best one here!"

"That's unfair, sir! Dara is like 31 years old!" Jungkook complained.

"Shut up, baby dick ass nigga!"

I couldn't help but silently laugh at them. Poor kookie tho getting roasted by our history teacher.

Few subjects passed and it was now Science. We were talking about the four seasons and all shits related to that.

"Why is autumn also called as fall? Anyone? What about you, Hyerin?"

I lazily got up and answered. "It's called fall because everything is falling, leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation."

Some chuckled and our teacher just looked at me weirdly.

"Your answer was right on some point. Really Hyerin, your answers are always shocking me. I think they're unique." She said thoughtfully.

I just smiled sassily in return.

"Are you always this sarcastic?" She asked again.

"No ma'am, sometimes I'm sleeping."

Again, my classmates were laughing hardly and I just stayed my bitch face on.

"You're funny!"

"No ma'am, I'm Hyerin." I stopped midway. "Okay fine, I'll stop. Geez."

Our teacher laughed but then she quickly cleared her throat and spoke. "Okay, that's enough everyone. Before I go, I'll just remind you all again that your essay is to be passed tomorrow. Good luck!"

Wow, I just remember that I didn't even write a single letter on that damn 10 paragraph essay.

Like bish it's 10 paragraph essay all in English and I can't even write a single sentence without fucking up the grammar and spelling.

Fuck. Guess who wouldn't sleep later?

The classes went on and when dismissal came, I fixed my stuff and left the room afterwards.

I was walking on the hallway when I heard someone arguing.

"I can rap!"

"Nigga, I can rap too!"

"I write song lyrics!"

"I write lyrics too!"

"I'm tall!"

"Fuck you!"

Turns out it was Namjoon and Yoongi.

Omfg. I couldn't resist so I laughed loudly that they both looked at me, surprised.

"Hah, get rekt boi!" I shouted at Yoongi.

Namjoon was laughing horribly too after winning an argument with Yoongi.

"Bitch you better fuck off before I fuck you!"

Namjoon and I stared at him, shocked.

"Ah, forget about that. You know I wouldn't fuck you...unless you want me to." His smirk made the situation worse.

"Yo, fuck you two I'm out!" Namjoon said before disappearing.

I turned around and faced Yoongi.

I gave him a look and said this.

He just shrugged and looked back at me blankly.

"Yah, you piece of shit I gotta go! I still have to write that damn essay aish!" I said and started walking away.

He mumbled some curses to himself and I wasn't sure but I heard him say. "Fuck. I forgot that essay. But who cares, I'll sleep first."

Typical Yoongi.

I rushed home and was surprised to see Dad there. Usually, he would arrive late from his work.

"Dad, you're early don't tell me you got fired what the fuck!"

He ruffled my hair. "Chill son. I just have to get some stuffs I forgot earlier then I'll return there because I still got a meeting."

"Ah." I just nodded and went to the kitchen. And yeah, sometimes Dad calls me son and I'm completely fine with that 'cause dAmn sOn!

"Hi Mom." I greeted her.

"Good, you're here. Now wash the dishes." My face fell and my mood scrunched when Mom said that.

"Mom I have an essay-"

"No. Fuck you."

I had no choice but to just do what Mom told me so.

Didn't she always say that homeworks must be done first?

What the fuck is happening.

Oh my God.

I cri :'(

I sadly started doing the dishes. While doing that, I overheard Mom and Dad at the front door.

"Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?" Said Mom.

"How can I? I don't even know her."

Omfg

"Get the fuck out my house, you stupid fucker!" Mom yelled.

"I will, woman! Don't shout like that or you ain't getting this dick tonight."

I tried my best not to laugh hard because they would hear me and probably scold me for eavesdropping them.

But fuck this is gold. 😂👌

I just heard the car getting off after regaining myself.

I continued doing the dishes and after that I went on my room and sprawled my things on my study desk.

I have 4 quizzes tomorrow, a graded recitation, a couple of homeworks, and a long ass essay.

I spent the next minutes doing nothing but stare at the wall like I regret everything in my life.

After a while, I knocked some sense on myself and grabbed my laptop and decided to just write the essay first.

But the Internet's tempting me-

Notifications kept popping up mostly about the teasers of Exo, the movie of Harry Styles, Exid's comeback.

I was itching to look on at least one of them-

"HOE, DON'T DO IT!"

"JUST DO IT, BITCH. FORGET ABOUT YOUR ESSAY, FORGET ABOUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES. COME TO THE DARK SIDE."

Voices started to scream inside my head. My mind is ringing and I didn't know what exactly to do but in the end I followed what my heart wanted.

I opened ms word.

Then I typed the words "Bitch, you thought!" and closed it again and went on my social media sites.

"OMG EXO'S TEASER VIDEO! HYPE HYPE HYPE!"

"YO EXO'S MEMES ARE EVERYWHERE!"

eyebrows tho🔥🔥🔥

"WHAT'S HARRY'S NEW MOVIE AGAIN? IS IT DUNKIN OR SOMETHING? SO HE GONNA WORK AT DUNKIN DONUTS NOW?!"

"LIE LIE LIE LIE"

"JUNGHWA SLAY ME WITH YOUR DANCE BREAK!"

Hours passed and internet is still eating my soul.

I have like a shitload of work to do but here I am, taking an online quiz to see which kind of poptart I am.

And damn! I got brown sugar cinnamon! That's like my favorite wtf!

I should retry this quiz!

Later that night, no homeworks were done as I took hundreds of online quiz from poptarts to which flavor of toothpaste I am.

Ah.

Why am I so weird?

I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird.

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~rax