15

H y e r i n

"I'm gonna call you mine." He said while smirking.

"Y-yah what the fu-" I stuttered, as I felt the heat rising on my cheeks.

Why the fuck did he say that?

Why the fuck did I stutter?

And why the fuck is my heart shaking up like this?

I was startled when he suddenly fist bumped the air with this weird expression on his face that looked like he won something. "Fuck yeah, it worked! I had a hard time searching this lame ass pickup lines on google. But at least I'll finally get the limited edition Kumamon neck pillow that Jimin promised me!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?" I said, confused.

He turned his head on me with his still victorious face. "You see, Jimin dared me to say a pick-up line to you and if you blush, he will buy me the limited edition Kumamon-"

"Wait-so what you're saying is that it was just a stupid dare?"

He nodded. "Yeah, it's just a prank bro."

"You little shit-" I began hitting his arm. "-after making me blush like that-you'll say it was just a f-fucking prank!"

He stopped. "Woah-don't tell me you actually thought that I really meant those words? Holy macaroni-I knew it, I fucking knew it-you like me."

I was about to answer back but that fucking prick talked first.

"Well, I wouldn't blame you-I mean who wouldn't like this hot ass piece of shit, eh?"

This guy is so fucking full of himself, jfc.

So that was just a fucking pick-up line but why am I like this? Why am I so mad?

I mean I don't like him but why did his words got to me so badly?

"No, no, no-everybodeh say nuuu!" I mentally screamed.

I need $$$ not feelings, okay! Imma stick to that!

I looked at Yoongi and saw him already bragging his victory to Jimin and the others.

After a while, he went back to his seat. He caught me glaring at him so he let out an annoying smirk. "So when will you confess? I accept confessions after lunch or-"

Unconsciously, I muttered. "Oh I doubt you feel the same way too so why bother.."

"What was that?" He asked, still smiling like a motherfucker.

I replied, fast. "Nothing, and stop smiling like that! Your fucking gums are showing and it makes me wanna turn off all the lights cuz your gums are brighter than my goddamn future!!" Not gonna lie tho-his gums can supply us electricity for a whole year like wtf?!?!

"Why would you do that? Is it because I turn you on?" He said, still smirking.

"Nuh-uh, the only thing you could turn on is a microwave biTcH!!"

I instantly received a couple of "OOHHHHHH" from my classmates and I flipped my hair as a response.

His reaction was priceless tho-his ears were all red and he's puffing his cheeks so hard due to anger that he kinda looked constipated or something lol.

Cute.

He gritted his teeth. "..fight me."

I rolled up my sleeves a bit, a devilish grin crept on my face. "Square up then, hoe."

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/Some days passed/ /cue crow's kruu kruu/

Let me tell you a tragic story when I became a hoe...

*cue dramatic ost here*

"Hey bitch, wanna play truth or dare?" Chunyoung took a seat in front of my desk, the loud chattering noises from our classmates are bugging me because our teacher was absent and luckily, the substitute never found our class so we're all just having a good time.

"Yeah, sure." I mumbled, straightening my position on my chair.

And so we played truth or dare, Chunyoung went first and of course she picked dare so I smiled creepily and thought of a crazy dare I want her to do.

A light bulb suddenly appeared on my head.

I moved closer to her and whispered the best dare I ever thought.

We both broke into fits of laughter while imagining what she'll do later.

Finally the time came, we're all in the music room for our music class, last week our teacher assigned Chunyoung to play something on the piano and now's the time for her performance.

She sat in front of the grand piano, I gave her a thumbs up and she returned a sly wink at me.

She began playing the piece 'canon', she brushed her fingers gracefully and hit every piece beautifully.

But when the chorus came, we both exchanged glances and that's when the dare started.

"GO SUCK A DICK, SUCK A DICK, SUCK A MOTHERFUCKING DICK, SUCK A DICK~~ SUCK A HUGE OR SMALL DICKKK~~~~"

I was the first one to bursted out laughing, I fell on my chair and held my stomach tightly while laughing loudly on the floor.

Chunyoung continued playing until the second chorus came and she once again sang the 'gosuckadick' song.

The whole music room was filled with loud laughter. Some of my classmates were sitting beside Chunyoung singing along the song and the others were just laughing their asses off.

All I know is that our music teacher fainted as soon as she heard the song and so some of the students led her to the clinic then they came back and sang along with us.

So when the teacher was out of sight, that only means that we have the whole music room by ourselves!!

It was such a good time though, we're all having fun playing different instruments and we danced to every sound we hear.

All of a sudden the happiness I'm feeling became nervousness-cuz now it's time for my dare.

Chunyoung dared me to sing this particular song on the cafeteria in exchange of a couple of dollars.

Lunch break is next after music class so when the bell rang they all raced through the cafeteria to buy their lunches.

I started to feel awful, my palms are sweating as we walk to the cafeteria.

After we bought our lunches, Chunyoung and I went to our usual seats and when I made sure that everyone is here already, I slammed my hands on the table and cleared my throat loud enough to catch their attentions.

I first stared at Chunyoung and she just whispered "Fighting!!"

I took a deep breath. "I'm doing this for the money! Money is love, Money is life!" I cheered myself.

I stood on our table and faced everyone while holding my cellphone for the lyrics.

I probably looked like I was about to drop the hottest mixtape ever.

Chunyoung turned on the speakers and the song blasted on the entire room.

Let's do this!

"ONCE UPON A TIME NOT LONG AGO, I WAS A HOE. AND I'M ADMITTING IT, I WON'T TAKE IT BACK CAUSE I DID THE SHIT, I WAS A HOE!"

I continued the next verses while doing a weird dance.

I began looking into the crowd and I almost fell when I saw them jamming to my song and wow-all of them are just dancing around, completely immersed on my rapping skills, they even forgot their foods and just turned up to my shit.

Damn.

I mean who wouldn't like this song anyways, this is my anthem.

"Mo money, I want yo money, I want mo money, I want yo money, Mo money, I want yo money, I want mo money, I want yo money!" I sang. I looked around and saw Chunyoung already throwing me money while head-banging.

Soon enough, more people threw me money like I'm some sort of a fucking stripper. I didn't mind tho but I was fucking surprised when I saw Yoongi and his gang splattering more money on me, that's when I felt like I was being bought by those bastards and not long after that the song ended just on time when the lunch bell rang.

That was fucking amazing, not gonna lie there.

I collected all the money and put them into the briefcase I prepared beforehand.

Chunyoung couldn't suppress her laughter while non-stop praising me for what I did.

Some students also praised me and gave great feedbacks, saying it was super lit.

That's right, it was so fucking lit I felt my ass burning inside.

And that's when I was entitled the 'school's hoe'. Although the fact itself was embarrassing, I soon outgrown it, and told myself to just be happy about it.

One thing that I was damn happy about was that Chunyoung was nominated to perform on our mini-music contest because people acknowledged her skills and so she performed a normal piece and left people very impressed because of her fantastic piano skills. She competed with the other sections' representatives and when they announced the winner, our class celebrated in glory and honor cuz Chunyoung fucking won!

We suggested her to perform her best piece as a winning performance and so she played 'canon' and our whole section went on stage to sing with her the 'gosuckadick' song.

Of course, the viewers were shocked, our music teacher fainted again, and the judges tried taking back the trophy but I whooped their sorry asses and tied them to their chairs and let them listen until we finished the song.

We're all having a very good time and all I know is that I saw Ms. Wang smiling at the back of the crowd, looking proud at our section and that's when I knew..

this school year is gonna be the best not just for me but for all of us.

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this kinda looked like a filler chapter but idk i tried my best tho lol, i just wanted to strengthen the bond of their section and yeah i hope it turned out well :)) (the canon parody and the scene at the cafeteria cracked me up so much lmao)

see y'all on the next chap. after 3 days?¿?¿

adios~

~rax