I head downstairs to find a snack, but father hogs the only snack in the house, but a humble loaf of bread. I gasp and run to the nearest cliff. I stare off into the distance as a single tear runs down my cheek. *why must father hog the bread?* *I haven't eaten for .034291821 milleseconds. Well, when you can not aquire the bread, you must become the bread. I tumble forwards off the cliff. I have become the bread. To my right is Cole Sprouse and to my left is Justin Bieber! I scream in terror. "Hello love," Justin says as the wind from falling sticks straight up. Justin Bieber has a crush on bread! Cole Sprouse gasps in disgust. "Are you cheating on me?" Cole Sprouse yells. In the distance James Charles and Jojo Siwa battle for who can talk faster, Eminem is disgusted. *the tea is hot sis* is my last thought before I hit the ground finally freeing me from the tea burning me from the inside out.

*In the afterlife*

I wake up to Barack Obama standing above me. "This afterlife is tremendously wrong," screams Donald Trump at the top of his lungs. Someone knocks Donald trump out. It's Ariana Grande! "I truly am a dangerous woman," she states.  Obama fades. The living world has forgotten him "My dear, you must continue your journey alone," He was my dad this whole time! "I hate you, we could have shared the bread," He is gone. I look back to Ariana Grande, she is now a zombie. I cry. It is the zombie apocalypse but I can not use a weapon for I am bread. Katy Perry, Ed Sheeran and Taylor swift have arrived! The bread protection squad! And Ed Sheeran is my boyfriend! "I love you, but our live is forbidden, you have been conversing with another breathing being," I scream into the void, I am alone. The void is hot. It is Hell. I've cheated on Ed Sheeran by speaking to an entity that breathes. I must pay for my sins. I burn and fade slowly and painfully. The bread is no more. Humanity begins it's downfall. What will they eat. They are hungry, they must eat eachother or die. They all die

AshTrash669

I apologize deeply for my sins