So I'm reading a friend's writing, and making a comment, when Bran leans over my shoulder.

Bran- wiggles a finger at my phone screen. "You know what I call this book?

Me- "No. what?"

Bran- "stupid shit my wife says."

Yeah... Branbranbranbranbranbranbran

Bran just now- "Why are you putting my name out there? Pfft that shit is just cold blooded."

^^ he stopped talking