guess whos graduating in a parking lot cause of corona eYy-

since I haven't been able to go back to school and hear weird things, this(these) chapter(s) is gonna be about weird texts from my friends

hopefully ya'll (wow can I get any more texan) still enjoy this story :)

(Messages are from instagram @ jiminstoejams) let's be friends ;)

okay let's actually start

"Don't kill me"
"😳✋ you are a clown"
"I like how you didn't question my finger skin peeling off yk"
"I managed to go through a whole emo phase in 3 days"
"u whore"
"it is illegal i'm not the age of consent"
"my mom really be convincing me to dye my hair"
"Bitchass"
"hey loser"
"renjun in leather pants👀"
"mark is an elite idol"
"the flavor of water depends on the temperature"
"I'm not poor"
"bitch can't even spell"
"you just look depressed"
"you wanna beat him with me"
"last time I opened a picture someone sent me it was pubes"
"where the white bitches at"
"iS tHiS tHe CoMmUnitY pOrN seSsiOn?!?!"
"who the fuck is moaning"
"is this what the fuck goes on at girls sleepovers"
"i am yuta"