"imagine being a child, thank god I'm a teen"

"why was there a grain of rice colored with marker?"

"bro chris brown scares me"

"whos your favorite drag queen"

"he just threw up a ball covered in tape"

"omg stop throwing up paper balls covered in tape"

"stop bringing tik tok into this Joshua"

"mac and cheese isn't pasta, it's mac and cheese"

"cuisine: american; that's racist"

"my favorite disney villain is shrek"

"yoohoo, big summer blowout"

"drown the baby"

"imagine being 1 second old"

"you just insulted me in 5 mods"