"can I genderbend you?"

"I didn't know 8th graders knew so many pornstars"

"and maria's person has a right angle butt"

"mam, MAM"

"my favorite meal is toes and fingers"

"if I skate today, I won't be depressed tomorrow"

"when did you write 'SuperM debut lol' in my BDR? I barely even open it what the hell"

"he was like I'm depressed that my stuff; and then swiper backed away"

"YOU DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!"

"I found burritos in my oven"

"I found pizza in my bed"

"I found cookie dough in my oven"

"we will sacrifice her to the bears"

"Ms.King keeps us sane"    (as if smh)

"OH MY GOD. They're pretty... eat them"

"I eat people...fingers...toes."

"are you writing down things you hear from people"     (that moment when you get exposed)

"you could be a finger you don't even know it"

(my ELA teacher talking about Hitler)- "he definitely isn't sksksksk vsco"