"jesus was a vsco"

"mam im going to have to ask you to refrain"

"welcome back to my jake paul fan account"

"lol xd stop shooting"

"i wanna be black when i grow up"

"christian needs a spanking"

"manny pull your pants up"

"sometimes, it not be like it do, but it is"

"one singular ramen noodle"

"i sold my bed cause im always woke"

"think of how many children i could dropkick with a $1000"

"stop touching me hunter"

"lalia, cut out the fire" "no" *shreek*

"bob the builder yes we can"

"that one looks like johnny test"

"dude she called me a yellow asian thats racist"-"im gonna tell my mom"

"i dont care if i turn into a black popsicle i finna freeze to death"

"ooh i havent talked to you in a minute"

"if i find a dollar ill find a way to spend it. give it to the homeless. hallelujah"

"i dont like pitbulls they scare me"

"miss, he stupid already"

"LIES"

"STOP IT HUNTER"

"area 51"

"mufasa, whats his name"

"stop taking my chicken"

"he has a grenade"

"you can tell because he stabbed a banana with a fork"

"guys do you wanna see my balls" *proceeds to take out two tennis balls claiming theyre her children*

"dont bounce my children"

"when i was washing her, i drowned her"

"what would you guys do if i cut my finger off"

"you know how in anime, whenever the girls are naked, they put something on to cover their nipples; thats what this reminds me of"

"did you know that you cant touch pandas cause they have clemidia"

"ha get swallowed on"

"oh look my babies are making out"

"thats incest"

"i like incest"

"i like forcing incest"

"sweet home alabama"

"they like to mate upside down"

"she will bounce your babies if she wants to"

"you can drink my baby liquid"

"its not funny"

"be quiet i cant see"

"yall need some inhalers"

"do you have asthma? "-"cause i can get you an inhaler"

*My teacher talking about what propaganda Hitler would use today*

"he might be a soundcloud rapper"

Ms.King: "NO"

Christian: "thats what she said"

Ms.King: "no means no christian so if she said no you better respect it"

Class: JHGXFHGVGHFXCVJB<VCGHVCTYVKJDSTRYVTRXYTJHAGAHASDGAC *SEVERE CACKLING*

BONUS: things ive said

"someones username is dont eat bees"

"imagine just like 10 really badly animated shreks yell 'GET OUT OF MY SWAMP'

"is pasta a media"

"ha im an eboy and youre not"

sorry i havent been posting on wattpad for a while ive been really busy so i havent been getting any motivation. ive been harvesting things for this story so i made sure to write a hella long chapter to make up for my shit posting thx for reading 0-0