"I want to be abusive but like the fun kind"

"no dora can't be in it because she didn't cause global warming"

"can you don't"

"this is why kids are depressed"

"listen here you fucking bitch"

"DIY sounds like an STD"

"clemidia more like tortilla"

"what is clemidia"

"I know how to cut paper without using scissors correctly. that's fun. I love that"

"are you Canada? cause I wanna can your insides"

"It was definitely added to my experiences of choking every day"

"she has a peppa pig pencil pouch... i'm jealous omg I want a peppa pig pencil pouch"

"whoever left scissors in the hallway, please don't thank you"

"my water tastes like cheese"-"because Dresden put a goldfish in it and I started choking when I drank my water"

"want me to just cut this fire out now"

thanks for reading this chapter lol