In the beginning there was the Magic gem..

Nothing was darker than the butthole, the old sage had told Haley.

And he also told Haley that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Haley could be the legendery Chosen One that the prophesies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about.

Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made Haley lay awake at nights. Of course Anna had asked what was up with Haley.

"Of course," Haley would always say, "there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep." And in their minds they'd fill in "You don't have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life"

Because everyone knows, prophesies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly.

Nikki sat on Her throne wetly. She knew there was something wrong. Of course, Nikki had looked into the sacred manakin, but that could tell Her nothing.

She got up and called for their men. 

"Misstress," the biggest of the demonic generals spoke to Nikki. "The seers in our army have heard the whispers of the dark blood. The Prophecy is about to come true!"

"The Prophecy?!"

"Yes, the Prophecy!"

"Then I know what to do," said Nikki. "I want you to go Asshole....and steal JJ from Haley!

"It will be my pleasure!" the vile creature spoke and with a zwoof he raised up and flapped on his wings away. Onto Asshole, where he knew JJ would be.

In the darkest of dark nights. Between the sun dawn and the sun dusk, the demons would arrive. And before JJ could realise, a large army had amassed before their doorstep. But JJ would not go without a fight. And for a brief moment, it looked like they'd get the upper hand. But then the demons used their infernal power. And down JJ went. Captured by the demonic army. All now, helpless in their darkest caves underneath. In a special prison they had prepared for JJ.

And in the distance, JJ was sure they could hear Nikki laugh. Oh no, they thought, if only JJ could warn Haley not to come. Because this was a trap. JJ was sure of it. They'd seen Nikki do this sort of thing before. But then, back then, it was with guiter. It was quite a fight that time in order to save Chris but eventually they prevailed although JJ didn't know if they could do it now, after all, JJ was captured and now trapped with the demons in the prison below in the cave. Chained up, beaten, threatened with unspeakable acts that the demons all too sure loved to talk about. But it was a trap, and despite that, JJ would love in Haley would come. Gosh, JJ wished they could defeat Nikki on their own. But Nikki was too strong and had the Prophecy on their side. There was not much to do. Except, maybe, maybe Haley could save them. But it could still be a trap. Of that, JJ was sure of..........

"You can never beat me, I'm indomitable," said Nikki.

"Oh I beat you villain you!, you'll run back crying to your momma."

"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all invincible".

After that, Haley leaped down onto the volcano 

He was in luck because she just managed to jump on it but didn't fall in it. It would have been a short story if she fell in it.

There was lava all around him. The hotness made him sweat with anticipation. JJ called to him: "are you alright sis, you fell quite hard". "I'm an expert at falling," spoke Haley, "especially with girls."'

Nikki stood looking at our hero - her cape flapping in hotness.

She bared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'

Suddenly she held the Magic gem aloft.

"This is what you want!

This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'

"Noo....not the Magic gem"

"Yes. The Magic gem"

"The Magic gem!" gasped Anna

"Yes. The Magic gem"

Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, striking left and right but not hitting the lava plateau they were all standing on.

The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. Her features scary.

Laughing as she stood there, she approached Haley, "Give up and go home, Anna doesn't love you anyway."

"That's not true!

I sex her every other night!"

"And the other nights?..."

Haley ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while Nikki evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)

But every time she hit Nikki, she just smiled and hit him back.

In between dodging lava ejaculation, Nikki said: "You cannot beat me"

"NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" she YELLED HARD!

"Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."

"I HATE YOU!!" said Haley and ran towards her with her 12 inch weapon drawn.

"Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!""

"No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!"

"Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," she said while dodging another lava ejaculation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.

"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!"

Haley ran towards Nikki, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock

she surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in her hands because she really wanted to kill the Haley

"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and his female companion lifted her top and Nikki was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.

Using this to his outmost tactical advancement Haley grapped Magic gem from Nikki and stabbed her in the  eyes Blood gushed out.

"Owch! While I had the Magic gem I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"

He staggered around and grabbed into the air, she was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family."

Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes .

"Haley , Haley, I love you! But we only have 5 seconds to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"

"Then quick, we must leave and leave this place behind, said Haley and left this place behind."

Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Haley and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind her, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble."

And they all made love.

The End