The tittle says it all. But sense I'm nice, I'm gonna tell ya what it means. I want to tell you two very important things about me and the game cuphead.

1. I'm not done with the game. In fact, I'm still stuck on junkyard jive. I've been stuck on it for 2 weeks so far. I honestly don't know how I still managed to not scream. ( coz my neighbors don't like me or the game.) or rage so much to scream: "EAT A DICK, DR. ROBITCHNICK!!!" In fact again, I'm actually in love with dr. Kahl.

2. Speaking of dr.Kahl, some cuphead porn posting tumblr site made a new ship called " captain kahl" As you can see, it clearly means " dr. Kahl x captain brineybeard.". I thought labrat was bad, but this goes OVERBOARD. HahahahahahHahahh I'm not funny.

So there are your cup secrets! And if you have any to tell me, I'd be happy; but not make fun of you happy; to hear.

Thanks for reading!

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Update: I beated junkyard jive and railroad wrath today! And y'all wanna know the first thing that came outta my mouth after I beated dr kahl? "OMG YES! I'm so sorry!"
I'm not kidding. I actually said that. And on railroad wrath, it took a couple of tries to beat, but I got through it.

But you know what classy top 5's says: " IT IS IMMEDIATELY REPLACED BY ANOTHER LASER THAT YOU CAN'T DESTROY." Case of point: I'm now stuck on " all bets are off" with king dice and his cronies.
(In my opinion)

Hardest casino boss: phear lap. (The skeleton horse)

Easiest casino boss: hopus Pocus. (The rabbit in the hat.)

So yeah. And if you're stuck on anything wether it be the TuToRiEl, or any run n gun or boss, let me know and I'll share my methods of defeating them. And if you have tips on how to beat king dice or PhEaR lAp, or any other casino boss, please let me know.

See ya!