CoffeeBiscuitt--

You are not a bitch.
You are a wonderful human being.

You are not stupid.
You are bright and smart.

You are not ugly.
You are beautiful inside and out.

You are not useless.
You are humanity's friend.

So don't kys. Think of those three letters, K y s, as

Kentucky
Yak
Salami

And of anyone tells you kys, say "Here is you Kentucky yak salami". Because you are generous.

You are a friend to all, and especially me.

-With lots of love, Partymangle2016