Yesterday we went for a road trip to a big park and there was a running field with the red circle kinda thing. We played a running game and my team won because I ran fast. After the game I suddenly started crying because my tummy hurt as hell because I'm on my monthly torture time made by the demons. But a guy said, "I know why you're in pain, I've had it before. It's diarrhea." And I'm like, "I DO NOT HAVE DIARRHEA!"

And y' all know what diarrhea is.