Tim:

Okay, now tell me what's going on.

Adam:
But Timmmmm

Tim:
No! You promised you would tell me!

Jess:
Okay, so basically we have been texting for a couple weeks now, and we managed to make Redney happen, and so we were just basically stalking them at the park because they were on a date, and you showed up and we had to stop you because you might have ruined their date!

Tim:
So, three of you hid behind a tree
A thin tree
To spy on them.

Adam:
Why not? They didn't see us, did they?

Tim:
*sigh*

Jin:
Guys, please oh please do not freak out, but Max and Ross just kissed. Classic fanfiction style trip over each other and awkwardly lie on top of each other and then kiss and run off. I was nearby but they didn't see me.

Jess:
OH MY NOTCH WE HAVE GOT TO GET MITHROSS TO HAPPEN TOO

Adam:
YESSS

Tim:
I AM SO TOTALLY IN

Jin:
This is not what I meant when I said not to freak out!

Jess:
TOO LATE

Adam:
We shall make Mithross real!

Jess:
Yes!

Tim:
Yes!

Jin:
*sigh*

A/N It's actually a bit disturbing how many chapters end with Jin sighing! I know this chapter was due yesterday, I'm sorry. Also, hey, go check out @Kayashipsit 's oneshot book, which has this really neat RedVactor color spectrum theory, and also a book based on that, if it catches your attention.
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