{Requested by Dark_Mess and maybe FrostFire_Alpha }

Me: YAH I SHIP IT I'M ACTUALLY WORKING ON A FANFIC

Eren: It's literally the ONLY canon ship

Me: Petra and tree is canon

Eren: What the f*ck did you just say

Me: Nothing

Eren: That's what I thought

Me: Wait, but isn't Levi x Hanji almost canon

Eren: Are you a fakhing idiot

Me: Maybe. BUT I SHIP LEVIHAN SO MUCH THO

Eren: ARE YOU HIGH LEVI WOULDN'T DATE HER

Me: MAYBE AND YES HE WOULD

Eren: 90% OF RELATIONSHIPS WHERE THE GIRL IS TALLER DON'T WORK OUT

Me: THEN LEVI'S F*CKED

Eren: WHY WOULD YOU SHIP THAT

Me: BC IT'S FAKHING KAWAII *bish-slaps him*

Eren: We should probably talk about the actual ship

Me: Maybe

Eren: I ship it because clearly they like each other

Me: Ymir licked Krista's head and said they needed to get married in Volume 2 of the manga. Must I say more? Also I f*cking ship it