[Requested by DatSmexyYmir ]
(Woo-hoo, it actually made a link! :D)

Me: I haven't seen Soul Eater for a while, but I know who those are, of course. TSUBAKI NAKATSUKASA AND MIFUNE WINTER

Eren: WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE NAMES

Me: THE INTERNET, JAEGER *grabs his head and shakes it*

Eren: WHAT THE FU--

BlackStar: SURPRISE MOTHAF*CKA

Me: BLACKSTAR?!! WTF

Eren: Oh God. This is the second Jean, just more annoying and not as horse-faced.

BlackStar: Who?

Me: BLACKSTAR GET OUT YOU WERE NOT INVITED *throws silverware at him like Sebby-chan*

Eren: I feel like the silverware is a reference.

Me: It would've been more of a reference if I had used my scissors.

Eren: ...

Me: Anyway, on to the ship, which I have wasted exactly 129 words not talking about. I've never really thought of a ship like this... Hmmmm... They basically have the same personality and motives.

Eren: What do you mean?

Me: They're both cool, collected samurais. And they fight to protect someone, with Mifune protecting Angela and Tsubaki protecting BlackStar...

Me: (I ship BlackStar and Tsubaki for no apparent reason ._. [please note the sarcasm, I have sooooo many reasons😂])

Me: So I think that it would actually be a legit ship.

Eren: Dat logic doh

Me: What do you have to say about it

Eren: It does sound cool with the way you said it. Plus, Mifune isn't a Weapon. So technically, they could be partners.

Me: We're not talking technically, we're talking ship-ically. It's a word.

Eren: But is it?

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

Eren: *tied to a chair with tape on his mouth*

Me: Leave a question, dare, or ship in the comments! Don't forget to sponsor the Kidnapped Jaeger Foundation. One more Jaeger is kidnapped everyday thanks to your donations!

Eren: *muffled noises*

Me: Oh, and here's a list of mah fandoms. I hope I don't forget any...

Kuroshitsuji
Attack on Titan (You don't say)
Blue Exorcist
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Sword Art Online
Ouran High School Host Club
Chaos;Head
Squid Girl (haven't watched it in a year or so, and I don't know any of the character's names ._.)
Tokyo Ghoul
Lucky Star (I have seen the first episode 😂)
Fairy Tail
Death Note
Bakuman
Danganronpa
Soul Eater
The Devil is a Part-Timer!
Pokémon

I have watched more anime and read more manga than I thought