{Requested by TheSingleMuffin }

Me: lel I'm guilty of shipping it. Soul and Maka should go out >v<. I love the oneshots by fanfictionlovergirl and bookdragonmaka if you haven't checked them out (they're awesome btw)

Eren: I don't ship them. I don't think it would work out, since they're Weapon and Meister. And they just seem to be more family-like than anything.

Me: GAWD EREN-CHAN YOU'RE SO BORING *throws Soul Eater manga at him*

Eren: DUDE WTF

Me: 😝 You're so boring

Eren: ;-; I'm not boring!

Me: TITANS

Eren: TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER *punches wall*

Me: LEL

Eren: *German screaming*

Me: OH SWEET FRECKLED JESUS HELP US ALL

Marco: *comes down from Heaven and blesses meh*

Me: Oh tanku but he's the one who needs Jesus

Marco: You're Satan. You need me more *hugs*

Me: *dies of kawaiiness*