{Dared by XxAttack_on_ErerixX }

Eren: Well crap

Me: Well crap

Eren: Mkay let's get this over with

Me: I'll get the camera

Eren: wAIT NO

Me: IT'S MY SON'S FIRST KISS

Eren: I'M NOT YOUR SON

Me: CLOSE ENOUGH *grabs camera*

Eren: *screaming*

Levi: *kicks through door* EREN SHUT THE HELL UP

Eren: *kisses Levi on cheek*

Levi: WHAT THE FU--

XxAttack_on_ErerixX : IS THAT WHAT I DARED YOU TO DO DO IT AGAIN MF

Eren: *quickly kisses Levi on lips, then runs away screaming*

Levi: LUNA. WHAT THE F*CK DID JAEGER JUST DO?!

Me: WHAT THE INTERNET TOLD HIM TO DO TEEHEE

Levi: DELETE THE VIDEO

Me: nOPE TEEHEE

Later

Me: *waving VHS tapes around* LEVI AND EREN KISS NOW FOR ONLY ¥69!!!!1!!!!1!!!!11!

Levi: *tackles me*