[Requested by @MikasaAckerman99 ]

[Special Guest: Levi :D]

Me: WATTPAD Y U NO MAKE LINKS

Levi: *walks in* What did you want?

Me: You're a special guest.

Levi: For what

Me: *makes rainbow with hands* A shipping book

Levi: ...

Me: Anyway, today's request is EreRi. ... I F*CKING KNEW IT

Eren: What is EreRi?

Me: *sighs* Eren, countless people ship you and Levi together

Eren: *looks at Levi*

Levi: *looks at Eren*

Eren: *awkwardly scoots away*

Me: I don't ship it, I think it's really weird... No offense to your ships! I'm fine with Yaoi and Yuri, but I just can't see this one happening. Levi's more than twice Eren's age, which kind of just makes me... Bleh. That ruins any ship.

Me: And plus, I just don't see it. I don't know, I just can't see this happening. I must be blind, because practically everyone else in this fandom ships it 😂

Levi: All I have to say is: wtf. Why would people think me and the brat make a good couple?

Eren: Yeah, he's called me a lizard. And he beat me up in court. I get that it was part of the plan, but still.

Levi: When did I call you a lizard?

Eren: You said that if I went out of control in my Titan form, you would cut off my arms and legs. Because I would "grow them back like a lizard".

Me: Technically he didn't call you a lizard. Anyway, Levi, ur so mean to my bby *hugs Eren*

Levi: ...

Me: But I still love you *hugs Levi*

Levi: *pushes me away* This was a waste of my time

Me: HEICHOU NOOOOO

Levi: *walks away*

Me: ...

Eren: ...

Me: Leave a question, dare, or ship in the comments. Remember to request for special guests if you want any ^^