"Why, why is it that  no one wants me around." Soy said a little depressed.  "Soy"  Said bagels  behind her in a high pitched voice trying to get her attention. Soy didn't realize it was the bagels so she looked around and said " Huh!? Whose there?"  "Soy" Said the bagels again but a little louder. "Its me Bagels" The Bagels said cheerfully  "Bagels, is that really you?" Soy said confused but sorta excited . "Yes, it is me Soy, your true lover Bagels" the Bagels said happily "I'm glad to see you again Bagels, however it's sad for you to see me like this, why, Bagels, why does no one like me" Soy said yet again depressed. "Because Soy, you have to give into the Bagels, come over here spread cream cheese on me." the Bagels said determined. "That sounds a bit suggestive don't you think ?" Soy said tilting her head. "That's exactly what it is. "The bagels said with a now deeper voice. "Wha- What do you mean." Soy said a little scared now. "Quite simple Soy!" The bagels said  "I will give you all the love and affection and all the support in the world" The bagels said now in human form . "Is that so" Soy said feeling a bit better after what happened.  "Yes very much so" The Bagels said enticingly. "Then I will truly love you and nobody else " Soy said cheerfully  "Yes come to me, love me more than you did Saeran and Dazai " The bagels said with a smirk . "I, I don't know if I can do that." Soy said disappointed in herself  "What do you mean." Bagels said also disappointed  "Cause, Both of their dicks were bomb!" Soy said starting to cry "How could I forget them!" Soy continued to cry. The Bagels gasped "Are you cheating on me!" The bagels said also sheading a tear "I was sitting there all alone at my house and They said 'Honey I'm home and I just-" Soy cried harder . "What do they have that I don't " The Bagels shed another few tears  "I don't know, they just came and were so icy towards me and that's how it happened, I'm sorry Bagel!" Soy was starting to flood the room with her and Bagels tears. " I can't love you anymore" Soy Proclaimed . The bagel was crying harder now "YOU CANT DO THIS SOY!" The Bagel cried. " YOU WERE MY BABY !" The bagel yelled while shaking Soy . "I'M SORRYY!! BE GONE BAGEL THOUGHTS!" Soy yelled, and like that the bagels disappeared forever .

That was the saddest thing I've ever had to write