Tell me something that will make me smile.

Like... they are bringing back last year's Christmas coffee at Starbucks

How beautiful I am...

Or that I'm off tomorrow.

Anything really.

I need a pick-me-up...

How about I door dashed wine to you?

O
M
G

Please tell me this is true!

Joy, if you're messing with me I might do something I'll regret...

😂😂😂

Like what? Stop talking to me?

We both know that would be short-lived.

Joy 😭😭😭

I literally just got off the phone with Nick...

I'm 90% sure I'm disowned and 100% sure I need to be drunk to handle it.

Oh, 💩 💩 💩.

It's Wednesday and Faith hasn't had a glass.

We won't like Faith when she's sober...

😂😂

😑 har har

Tell me, does it make you even a little sad that all those years of shipping our kids and looking forward to their meeting has turned out like this...

Almost like a fart in church?

Ugh, exactly like that!

I honestly feel like a 💩💩💩 parent...

Faith, honey. Jeff is on his way with your favorite wine k?

We'll drink a whole bottle and come up with another plan.

Also...I have some news...

😑

If it's anything like the last news you gave me I don't want to hear it.

My heart can't take any more awfulness.

I think you're being a bit dramatic.

So what if I am?! Your child didn't call to yell at you for 30 minutes before hanging up.

She didn't even say 'Yeah you too' when I said I love her.

😂😂😂

Guess you don't want to know what Clarkie said then.

Probably something nice

Like love you too mom

Or I forgive you...

Where did it all go wrong 😭😭😭

He did say that.

He also said that Nick was going to be an interesting puzzle to figure out.

😱😱

😲😲

😍😍

Are you...

Joy, you have to be messing with me.

You know if you are I may not forgive you.

Dog house

4 weeks max

HA a day max and you know it.

I'm being serious though.

I think...

He might actually like her.

....

Shut up.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

It's just....wow!

I know right?

I too was shocked.

Never really gotten a curveball from that kid 🤔

That's all I get 😭😭😭

She had said something about his smile...

😱😱😱

Could this be....the start of Clickie?!

Faith...

I thought I told you to change that!

Sounds like a terrible electronic device.

I thought we agreed on Nirk.

Or was it Nilark

But Clickie is cute 😍😍😍

I call Nick Nickie and you call Clark Clarkie.

It just clicks!

Negative ghost rider.

Not going to happen.

Don't make me ask Jeff to take your wine away 😐

🥺🥺🥺

You wouldn't...

Ship our kids with the name Clarkie and bet your wine glass I will.

What do you think Clark and Nicolette's couple name should be?