Dil: What if our phobias are how we died in the past life?

Spud: *Screams from the other room* I KNEW THIS MICROWAVE LOOKED FAMILAR!  

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Isador: You're my brightest star. 

Tyler: You're my whole WORLD

Isador: *laughs* Funny bc you're my whole UNIVERSE

Tyler: Well you're my whole EVERYTHING

Roxel: *So confused* Pls stop fighting??? 

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[Car is hanging off a cliff and both Ama and Dil are in it]
Dil: HOLY SHIT, AMA! BACK IT UP!! 

Ama: Really Dil? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.  *Sarcasm* 

Dil: NOWS NOT THE TIME TO IMPERSONATE YOUR GOD DAMN BROTHER AMA! GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!

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Carla: "Knowledge" is knowing that tomato is a fruit; "Wisdom" is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roger: That's deep.

Spud: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie. *Looking at a ketchup bottle in his hands with wide eyes* 

Roger: Ooooohhhhh. That's even deeper. 

Roman: "Common Sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, ya stupid fucks. *Takes ketchup bottle and starts drinking it* 

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Tyler: What country has the most birds in it?

Jenny: Portu-geese. 

Roxel: Wait, that's a language-

Ama/Dil: Portu-gull. 

Tyler: Nice recovery you two. Or should I say, re-dove-ry? 
[Later]
Isador: Turkey. How in the fuck did we miss Turkey? 

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Samantha: Have any of you guys seen Klue? I haven't seen him all day lately. 

Ship_Kids 2.0: No. 

Rylan: I haven't, but I think I know where to find Blue. 

Rylan: *Screams* WHO WANTS TO PLAY SPOONS WITH ME!! 

Klue: I do.

Caleb: *Freaks out and nearly falls out of seat* *Looks at Klue who was sitting next to him* THE FU- WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!

Klue: Just now. I have been summoned. 

Samantha: Shit, his Shadow knight is showing. 

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Roman: *Sees a group of Idiots*

Roman: God what fools.

Roman: *Realizes it's the whole Ship_kids group* 

Roman: Wait a minute, those are MY fools. 

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Ama: I know this is random, but Dom or Sub? 

Jenny: I guess Domino's. I  don't go to subway that much. I don't understand on why you put those two in the same category, there completely different food groups! 

Carla: *Breathes in deeply* Jenny I love you  so fuckin much-

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Tyler: I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed-

Isador: You were stabbed!?!

Tyler: Lightly stabbed, Issy. Lightly stabbed, I didn't want to frighten you. 

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Seto: How the hell did you find me?!? 

Brice: Well, I saw that giant mushroom pop out of nowhere and I wondered, "Hmmm, I wonder who that could be." 

Seto: ..... 

Brice: The next time we play hide n seek, keep magic out of it. 

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Ama: Okay! Now that I have your attention-

Roger: You don't have my attention. 

Ama: Henry's giant C***

Roger: ................................. I'm listening.... 

Roman: *Face palms* Fuckin heartless... 

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Ethan: Hey can anyone pass the salt. 

Sub/Ama: *Grabs Isador and throws him at Ethan* 

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Ama/ Isador: *Arguing about the busted microwave* 

Ama: Bite me! I dare you, right here, right now! Bite me bitch! 

Isador:*Slamming hands on kitchen Isle* Don't bring your fucking kinks into this ama! 

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Tiny: Bacon Bits are just meat sprinkles. Delicious meat sprinkles..... 

Friends: Never open your mouth again. 

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These are fun to do :)