Me: *Sleeping soundly on the Couch*

Dad: *Angrily pulls away all of the pillows and blankets from me* GET UP!!!!

Me: *gasps and covers eyes at the sudden light*

Dad: I don't know why I have to be the bad guy.

Me: Then let me be the bad kid and let me slEEP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! ARSCHLOCH!!!